PFFFT, Australia is just the 4th island of NZ, with little other than a really big desert and a red rock to get excited about.
Oh, and there's also the biggest sheep fence in the world. Whoop whoop.
Pfft....New Zealand has sheep, sheep, sheep, flightless brown chickens, sheep, more sheep, and the occasional goat.
Australia has amazing natural wonders like Uluru, the Twelve Apostles, Kakadu, and the Great Barrier Reef. Not to mention fantastic cities like Sydney filled with wonderous attractions like the Harbour Bridge and Opera House!

Wooo! Southern Hemisphereian fight! Is this what a SHFERIRTTAS meeting is like?

Sort of, but imagine more gunfire. explosions and threats of annexation.