In real life, what races would you or would you not become r : V

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:12 am

Girlfriend boyfriend, marry, one night stand, w/e, what races would you be with in real life if they all existed?

edit: you people are very sixually closed! I'd be with imperials, bretons, and nords obviously, DEFINITLEY any of the elven races <3, a khajiit, and I'd do an argonian cause it would be cool and revolutionary. Plus, a sentient amphibian girl has gotta always be wet!

I'd be worried an orc girl would bite my thing off, and I'm not into blacks so no redguards for me >.<

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:58 am

You wouldn't catch me having six with an Argonian...

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:33 pm

Elves, definitely elves. Elves, Vulcans, Romulans....I have a thing for pointy ears for some reason...

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:25 pm

Bretons. So my wife could magic her clothes off.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:37 am

Anything, apart from the beast races, orcs and Dunmer. Maybe Dunmer if drunk.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:41 pm

i won't get involved with orcs, argonians and khajiit i guess

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:59 pm

I'd do the Oblivion Wood Elves, the Skyrim ones look freaky o.O. Maybe have a giant Falmer Orgy when i got drunk. Then have a couple of Orc Females do some kinky stuff, i dunno.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:45 pm

mmm kinky furry stuff

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:32 am

im joking you guys are weird

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:40 pm

I think I'd only become involved with the human races really. Possibly elves, but not orcs, argonians, or khajiits.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:59 am

I'd go after tail so long as there was no tail involved.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:00 am

I think I'd only become involved with the human races really. Possibly elves, but not orcs, argonians, or khajiits.

Orcs are elves, Khajiit are morphed elves

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:29 am

Nords, Altmer and Redguards are out because they're chicks are too tall.

Argonians and Khajiits are out because I'm not attracted to them.

Dunmer and Orcs are out because they're ugly.

So I'd choose Bretons, Imperials or Bosmer since I have a thing for small framed/short chicks.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:48 am

This thread is horrible.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:22 am

I would love to get married to a certain resident eccentric, paranoid Bosmer. :wink:

Argonians are an option too, those scaly man fishes are as sixy as Old Greg.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:11 am

Argonians are an option too, those scaly man fishes are as sixy as Old Greg.

do you think argonians got manginas though???

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:43 pm

This thread is horrible.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:00 am

The [censored] man... this doesn't make sense. The appropriate question was who would you bang if you had the chance to live in their world as one of them. Judging the bangability of TES races here on Earth, by Earth citizens within earthly sixual behavior is silly.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:32 am

The human races, obviously, and I would probably go with an elf as well, though not a dark elf. They just look freaky to me. All the other races I would stay away from, Orcs would be too rough and I would be frightened for my life, Argonion would be so wierd that I dont think I would be comfortable and the Khajit would be too much like doing a cat.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:01 am

One night stand with a Thalmor. At the end I would tie him up, get up and tell him "Let me shooooow you the power of Talos Stormcrown!" and the run away. :wave:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:19 am

Argonians. If we don't count their shadowscale assassins they are usually kind and funny people.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:06 am

do you think argonians got manginas though???

Of course! I bet they drink Bailey's out of a shoe too.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:30 pm

Any and all, except Orc, because THAT would be scary.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:08 am

The [censored] man... this doesn't make sense. The appropriate question was who would you bang if you had the chance to live in their world as one of them. Judging the bangability of TES races here on Earth, by Earth citizens within earthly sixual behavior is silly.

why don't you start your own thread then? that doesn't make sense, thats like saying 'if you were an argonian would you be with an argonian?' its more interesting to see who people would be with while still a human in their real lives if those races lived here in the modern day.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:39 am

I LIKE MY LADIES THICK, GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH THE REDGUARD HERE