Really Jarl? that's a bit... scary

Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:22 pm

Ok so i just discovered markarth, I've been waiting to go there untill i had the money and level to buy the house. so after the incident in the market, I go up to the Jarl's palace, tough place to find. I go up the stairs and what do i see? the Jarl of Markarth... Naked. well not NAKED, he did have a loincloth on, but still... it was like 0.0 ummm...

Any thing like this happen to you? it also happend with that women in Dawnstar thats like "you and me should spend a little time together" yeah, her to...
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Nicola
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:06 am

Ha
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Breautiful
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:07 am

I have yet to run into anyone not fully clothed.

You know I can't imagine how that loin cloth type undie would fit right under tight armor, seem's to me that extra cloth would bunch up right were a man wouldn't want it to bunch up. women wear bikini style.

just sayin.
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:20 am

Only had a courier for as far as I can remember. In Windhelm. Heh.
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Russell Davies
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:33 pm

He's the damn Jarl of the place. He runs the show the way he like! :D
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Jerry Jr. Ortiz
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:20 am

In front of his uncle, as well. So that's what the 'stallion potion' is for.
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:33 am

Happened to me with some old woman who wanted tm to steal her husbands mead stash. Just sat on the front porch for all to see. Some people just have no shame at all.
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:56 am

I would walk around naked if i was jarl, who could tell the jarl what to do? Being naked would make that throne pose even more boss :P
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Tinkerbells
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:30 pm

The Jarl's new clothes?
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Veronica Flores
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:48 am

Nah, he's got clothes on, but majik clothes that only the educated and refined can see.
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CYCO JO-NATE
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:52 am

The Jarl's new clothes?

Do most people even know who wrote that story?
I feel that many such stories are known by all, but yet not.

OT: Great fun. Some old lady in Dragonbridge once went out naked. Unfortunately, I had just gotten myself some nvde mods to see if it was any interesting.
I removed it right afterwards, and I never use such replacers anymore.
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