Title says it.

Ok I'm walking back to whiterun after killing one of the flying raptor jesus and out of nowhere I see this guy running at me, and what made it really weird and creepy was the fact he was only wearing a linen cloth O_o turns out its the messanger and I start think that he had to lose a bet because noone in their right mind would just run around almost naked? I mean as least he gets paid enough to buy pants right?

I had a Radiant Story event go weird on me. It was with that Noble on horseback with his Imperial Guard escort, and they were traveling on the road in The Reach. The crazy thing was that the Guard was walking on the road correctly, but the Noble (with horse) was airborne and running in 360 degree, counter-clockwise circles in the air.

This was before the 1.1 patch was released and I figured it was just Bethesda being Bethesda again... but it definitely gave me a chuckle to see it.

I've had several bizarre moments involving kettles, all of which are seemingly allied against me. They often rattle angrily when I approach them. One of them attacked me a few hours ago, unprovoked. Shaved off about a fifth of my health. I don't know what I've done to deserve such treatment and the kettles aren't talking.

I'm walking through SKyrim and come across a dragon which promptly dies for no reason and I get a free soul. Logically it was probably killed last time I was in the area and saved for my consumption but still it was funny.

I've had weirder just flat out hilarious moments but I can't bring any to mind as of now.

I walked into an animal den that had some piles of bones on the ground. Out of nowhere thee physics went all nutty and a skull I disturbed shot out from under me, ricocheted off the wall and hit me with enough force to kill me. I was playing my very low hp assassin but come on a skull strike shouldn't do 150.damage! LOL

Yea it seems like the physices don't play by the rules in this world, I got killed in the starting area the first time playing by a dead spider when I went over to it to see what I could loot from it instead I got insta-kill. >_<

I was doing the Season Unending quest and had just convinced Tullius to attend the truce negotiations. I fast traveled to Ivarstead and left my character for a moment to do something. I didn't bother to pause the game. When got back Tullius, Rikke and Elenwen were on a rampage in Ivarstead. They must have had too much mead in the Vilemyr Inn, is all I can figure. They were fighting everybody in town, guards, townsfolk, everybody. I have no idea how it happened.

When the dust cleared they had wiped out the entire visible population of Ivarstead. When they had finished they calmly sheathed their weapons and continued on their way to the peace negotiations.

Two weird ones for me so far:
1) I was with Lydia and she almost died - kneeling down hurt after a Giant battle - I couldnt find her so I did fast travel to a place close by. When I arrive - her head is stuck in the ground like a spear - so I talk to her and she talks like all is fine - so I walked away - and she flops on the ground on her face and slides across the ground on her belly. It was pretty laughable - after a bit I fast traveled back to Whiterun and it reset things and all was fine after that. But it was pretty funny telling her to go attack something and watching her slide on her belly to attack it..

2) I was attacking these bandits at a camp and lightning bolted this guy high in the tower. When he died, he went spinning up in the air - and just kept going and going until he vanished into space.....

Stories to tell the children when they grow up.....

Ahh, that sounds like the infamous Naked Courier . It has happened to be once, pretty funny.

VTOL Mammoths


nuff said

Once I was thrown hundreds of feet in the air by a giant. Well known, happend to about everyone. But falling down I hit the giant with my body. And during my own death animation I watched the death animation for the giant as I killed him with my impact

Mine is actually somewhat self-induced:

So I decided to marry Ysolda, because she's always talking about her Khajiit friends and I'm a Khajiit, so i figure... Er... That's her kind of thing. Anyway, I marry Ysolda (Pretty much only for the achievment because I don't like companions in any game). I show up to the wedding in all my battle gear and my two daggers on my hip, we says our vows, etc. etc. Then as everyone is leaving and talking about how fun the reception should be, I sneak, and I meant to pickpocket her, but I accidentally ended up slitting Ysolda's throat. Everyone stops and stares at the body for like a minute while I'm still sneaking and then all of a sudden they start freaking out. But my sneak is 100 and they still haven't found me. So I figured my gig was up and I transformed into a werewolf and slaughtered everyone in the church/Riften.

....that..is...amazing its like what happen to me but with out the marriage and insta-kill:: I Drop a ruby out of my inventory on accident in riften during the middle of the day, so I back out so I can pick it up but before I could everyone and their grandmother comes rushing over at it. wtf?! I back off to see what happens and to my greatest amusment they start to fight over it. Two of them died and one is the victor and then the others start screaming muder! murder! guards run over and stares at the bodies saying who did this?!

Almost naked couriers is one thing. It is quite different when you are running a few mods and you end up bumping into a completely naked party animal in the middle of no-where. Since this was on my thief character my first reaction was "Wait a minute, when the hell did i steal your clothes?". Then I realized he was probably suppose to be in his under garments to protray his drunken state. Naked mods can catch you by suprise I guess. Lol.