I was walking down the street in whiterun and Whatshisface war-bear passes by, I talk to him and he first goes "I should bash your face in after all you done."
So I backed out of the conversation to kill him and he then goes "Greetings friend, we should get a pint together sometime!"
It reminds of Galway. We'd take the piss out of each other and then go for a pint.

So did you ever have an amusing interaction with a NPC?

The snow in this game reminds me of my happy place. Snowy, has some Immortal CDs, and... video games.

walked into the temple of the divines not but 5 minutes ago. the woman there tells me the talos isnt a god no matter how bad the stormcloaks wish it so.


thing is, us stormcloaks won the civil war already. so i cut her throat with the blade of woe.

That is an odd phrase. I let my friends take their own piss out of themselves. I don't need to help.

that was funny

ha its that crazy british english...its just like cigarettes are called homosixuals

Its irish danmit!

I walk up to a guard:

"Hail Companion."

I talk to him again:

"Get away from me sneak thief"



Bethesda, you gotta fix the guards mood swings :/