I was walking to Riften to join the thieves guilds and this NPC by the name of Orc was walking across my general direction. And he called me a milk drinker (I thought it was a nord thing. He must be a wannabe) Being insulted I wanted Payback. However he looked tough and he could easily own me. So I had to pickpocket 20 septims out of him. Later I was doing a thieves guild mission where I am at this manner own by a high elf. And 3 hired thugs showed (the mercenaries guarding will kill me on sight yet they let 3 heavily armed men come in their gate...) and said "were going to teach you a lesson." After reloading I pickpocket a note. The note contains the following message.

"The thief R'zeer the quiet had stolen from me. I want you to teach him a lesson. You do not have to kill him but if you have to then do it."
Orc.

What do you think? And to you Orc. If you are reading this thread. You better watch out....

Is R'zeer you?

Yes.

That's not something i've experienced yet. Sounds like a cool feature.

it's a random event, you can kill the orc because he challegnes you, and if you kill someone or steal from someone, they or a relitive will send thugs after you. they are 2 seperate events

Haha, I encountered that orc today, I gave him a warning, but he pushed things too far, had to finish him off. ^^

And, yeah, I like how those merceneries come after you, I killed some random guy in a town and his wife sent assasins after me.

I had 3 hired thugs behind me because i stole a Dibella Statue from Deekus.

I know He hired mercenaries after me over 20 gold..... Orcs must be dumber than a brick. I do like that feature that by pissing someone off they will want payback.

Yeah that reminds me I don't remember why but I actually had a kid from the game sending thugs after me.......

Did you drink an invisibility potion whilst playing tag? You have to watch out, those kids take that seriously.

But they did not told me the rules!

I've had thugs sent after me on my old assassin character, and guess what! I hunted the person that sent those thugs after me down and made an example of him and his wife.

I would of done the same but sadly orc is like Osama Bin laden. The master of stealth....

Lol, true that.

But If I see him. I will shove his head so far up his ass it will be an asshead ception....

I had this happen to me before except the note was from Eourland Graymane, he really had to hire 3 mercenaries just for a few books I stole from his house. Someone has issues.

I know right? I guess He can't afford anymore books.....

No! Decorate the road with his body, if you decapitate him then you can throw his head in a bush or something and balance his corpse on his knees so it looks like he was begging before you decapitated him.

Everytime I decapitate someone, the physics engine freaks and it seems like the heads wheigh a ton.

Good idea mate!

Well beth is known to have some funny physics...

Thanks!

your welcome. No one [censored]s with a Japanese furry that is mistaken as a kahjit or what ever they are called...

Yeah, you'd think that their skulls are full of lead from how much they weigh, luckily I can move them a few inches before they drop and roll off in the opposite direction which is often annoying if you're trying to mount their head somewhere.

I know right?