im scare, plz help : V

» Wed May 30, 2012 1:02 pm

plz help me, i dont know what to do.
Im an adventurer redguard lvl 12. I was exploring Twilight sepulcher, an ancient Nord ruins. i found some cool treasure in there and not mush resistance and let my guard down for a second. i suddenly feel somthing painful. i couldnot belived what happen to me. found my self stupid to let my guard down.i never saw that coming as that Draugr was hiding him self in a dark spot..... yes it happen. I took an arrows in my knee. I dont know what to do now. I dont want to end my life as town guard. Please help me. what can i do now??

» Wed May 30, 2012 7:58 am

.... is your life a town guard that got an arrow to the knee and you want to save him?

» Wed May 30, 2012 9:14 am

"skyrim is for the nords!"

» Wed May 30, 2012 4:51 am

Are you... trying to make a joke? :confused:

» Wed May 30, 2012 10:29 am

Please help me. what can i do now??

Improve your Humoristic skill. A lot.

» Wed May 30, 2012 1:24 pm

Get a CURVED SWORD, use it to steal somebody's sweet roll, then eat it to heal your knee, thus completing the circle.

» Wed May 30, 2012 7:25 am

Go back to Hammerfell!

» Wed May 30, 2012 6:24 am

» Wed May 30, 2012 6:44 pm

This joke is going to be the death of me...

» Wed May 30, 2012 3:14 pm

» Wed May 30, 2012 6:45 am

o___________o

....Draugr don't hide, they hack loogies and randomly Shout the hairs off your neck.

» Wed May 30, 2012 12:56 pm

Hardy har

» Wed May 30, 2012 2:51 am

And when Draugr DO try to hide - this happens: http://i.imgur.com/l8Y8f.jpg ....they fail.

» Wed May 30, 2012 10:47 am

I found this funny a bit.

» Wed May 30, 2012 12:39 pm

Did the bad draugr steal your sweet roll? :shocking:

» Wed May 30, 2012 1:21 pm

And when Draugr DO try to hide - this happens: http://i.imgur.com/l8Y8f.jpg ....they fail.

Draugrs are masters of hiding. By the way, why did you link a picture of a bush in the snow

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» Wed May 30, 2012 12:14 pm

Draugrs are masters of hiding. By the way, why did you link a picture of a bush in the snow

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LOL! I'm a big fan of sweet rolls and dead trees wearing little underwear :disguise:

» Wed May 30, 2012 3:36 pm

Draugrs are masters of hiding. By the way, why did you link a picture of a bush in the snow

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If you ask the Draugr nicely, he may offer to train you in sneak...

This thread is a joke, right?

» Wed May 30, 2012 6:05 am

nah i manage to escape criple because lydia cover me. but outside a thief ask me to hands over my goods and stole my sweet roll...it was a bad day for me. :brokencomputer:

» Wed May 30, 2012 4:02 pm

I tried to find humor in this post. Then I took an arrow in the knee...

» Wed May 30, 2012 6:54 pm

thiz pozt scare me, plz help

» Wed May 30, 2012 10:26 am

I tried to find humor in this post. Then I took an arrow in the knee...

reality hits you hard bro....

» Wed May 30, 2012 12:10 pm

I used to be the slayer of draugr like you but then i took a sword to the chest.