Serana and Durnehvir

Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:12 am

Every time I summon Durnehvir and who doesn't like to summon an undead Dragon to fight for them Serana shouts where did you come from and attacks him.

1 I just summoned him she was standing right next to me when I did it.
2 Hes clearly on my side.
3 Leave my Dragon brother alone you crazy vampire bimbo.
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Dylan Markese
 
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:07 am

Every time I summon Durnehvir and who doesn't like to summon an undead Dragon to fight for them Serana shouts where did you come from and attacks him.

1 I just summoned him she was standing right next to me when I did it.
2 Hes clearly on my side.
3 Leave my Dragon brother alone you crazy vampire bimbo.

Serana killed my horse too, that jealous [censored]. I still want to marry her, though.
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James Rhead
 
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:32 am

These posts made me lol.
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P PoLlo
 
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:42 am

Serana killed my horse too, that jealous [censored]. I still want to marry her, though.
You'll regret it when you see what Molag Bal did downstairs..
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Jose ordaz
 
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:18 am

You'll regret it when you see what Molag Bal did downstairs..

Nothin 1000 years of healing and a good ol fusrodah to the crotch wont fix.
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Mr. Allen
 
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:33 pm

Nothin 1000 years of healing and a good ol fusrodah to the crotch wont fix.

FUS RO DAH does not fix anything.
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Dagan Wilkin
 
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:48 am

Thousands of years of kegels would take care of that.
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Nina Mccormick
 
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Post » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:56 pm

FUS RO DAH does not fix anything.

It would clean out all the nasty, and leave it squeaky clean.
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:14 am

It would clean out all the nasty, and leave it squeaky clean.

LOK VAH KOOR

Not

FUS RO DAH
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:31 am

LOK VAH KOOR

Not

FUS RO DAH

Clear skies? Her [censored] doesnt have clouds. Or mist, snow, or rain. Hopefully.
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Batricia Alele
 
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:11 am

You guys just made my day :rofl: .
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Steven Nicholson
 
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:42 am

Clear skies? Her [censored] doesnt have clouds. Or mist, snow, or rain. Hopefully.

I'm hoping it'd cleanse it and leave the scent of sky, spring & summer.

:tongue:
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:05 am

I'm hoping it'd cleanse it and leave the scent of sky, spring & summer.

:tongue:

Only scent I need is my scent from pow driving the [censored] outta that 1000 year old, glowey eyed, blood svcking, vampiric plump necro ass like she was the last sweetroll in tamriel. :hubbahubba:
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:01 pm

Only scent I need is my scent from pow driving the [censored] outta that 1000 year old, glowey eyed, blood svcking, vampiric plump necro ass like she was the last sweetroll in tamriel.

That scent is usually awful, so remember to LOK VAH KOOR afterwards.

:wink:
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:42 am

That scent is usually awful, so remember to LOK VAH KOOR afterwards.

:wink:

It's only polite, right?
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:12 am

It's only polite, right?

Remember: DO NOT USE 'FUS RO DAH'

Serana would no doubt relate that experience to the one she had with Molag Bal.

:lmao:
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:25 am

Remember: DO NOT USE 'FUS RO DAH'

Serana would no doubt relate that experience to the one she had with Molag Bal.

:lmao:

Darkosa, words can not describe how much you make me laugh.
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:04 pm

Remember: DO NOT USE 'FUS RO DAH'

Serana would no doubt relate that experience to the one she had with Molag Bal.

:lmao:

Thats the plan. People keep sayin "She had six with a god. How can the dovahkiin compare?" Well....Fus Ro Dah!
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:32 am

Thats the plan. People keep sayin "She had six with a god. How can the dovahkiin compare?" Well....Fus Ro Dah!

There is a way that the Dovahkiin can compare..

Spoiler

..you could squeeze an http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Staff_of_Magnus down it..

Well, I wouldn't suggest THAT but if you're talking about an equal experience..

Darkosa, words can not describe how much you make me laugh.

If you can't write it, then paint it!

Darkosa thinks this either can turn out http://images.uesp.net/4/48/OB-npc-Modreyn_Oreyn_Painting.jpg or http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:A_Brush_with_Death, nevertheless it does not matter to Darkosa!
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Post » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:29 pm

There is a way that the Dovahkiin can compare..

Spoiler

..you could squeeze an http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Staff_of_Magnus down it..

Well, I wouldn't suggest THAT but if you're talking about an equal experience..

I could turn into a werewolf, then finger her. Or call Odahviing and Durnehvir for help. Goooooooooooo team Dovah!
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:01 am

I could turn into a werewolf, then finger her. Or call Odahviing and Durnehvir for help. Goooooooooooo team Dovah!

You could always use the wabbajack on her.

Wabbajack'd.
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:52 am

You could always use the wabbajack on her.

Wabbajack'd.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A random sixual act in every cast! That will keep things interesting. I'm just waiting for a mod to see this and lock the [censored] out of this, lol.
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:13 am

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A random sixual act in every cast! That will keep things interesting. I'm just waiting for a mod to see this and lock the [censored] out of this, lol.

Jackrabbits bouncing around the bed at one moment, male dwemer tranvestites the next, nvde argonian or khajiit orgies,
dremora strip dancing, Haskil on your bed, raining cheese, the lisbian volkihar assassin pillow party parade, a squidbear..

Wabbajack'd would be so much mad fun! :blink:
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:10 am

Jackrabbits bouncing around the bed at one moment, male dwemer tranvestites the next, nvde argonian or khajiit orgies,
dremora strip dancing, Haskil on your bed, raining cheese, the lisbian volkihar assassin pillow party parade, a squidbear..

Wabbajack'd would be so much mad fun! :blink:

Sounds like an average day with Sanguine.
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Post » Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:24 am

Sounds like an average day with Sanguine.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly648szvIc1r664mt.png
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