Shadowmere is a pervert?! : V

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:58 pm

Just thought I would share what I just saw.
As I was walking out of DB Sanctuary I see my buddy Shadowmere just standing there waiting, like normal. Then an Imperial women falls off of him out of nowhere in her under garments.
Shadowmere is a true man! :cool:

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:39 am

I knew it. Somewhere, somehow, they would reference Catherine the Great.

Good job Bethesda.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:15 am

I'd imagine imagine the Dark Brotherhood is pretty lax with regard to how its members spend their free time

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:04 am

I'd imagine imagine the Dark Brotherhood is pretty lax with regard to how its members spend their free time

I would guess there's plenty of black leather and torture devices around.
And a black hand opens up thousands of 'role-play' opportunities.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:59 am

Shadowmere is female!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:45 am

I would guess there's plenty of black leather and torture devices around.
And a black hand opens up thousands of 'role-play' opportunities.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:33 pm

Shadowmere is a true man.

Umm...

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:41 am

ummm.... ShadowMERE is female, thus the MERE

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:48 am

What a stud...

(sorry, couldn't resist)

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:12 am

ummm.... ShadowMERE is female, thus the MERE

It should be Shadowmare then, MARE.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:00 pm

I thought the mere was because she had some elf in her.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:45 am

Its a trap!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:11 am

I thought the mere was because she had some elf in her.

Naw, then it would be Shadowmer.

Frankly I'm torn. On one hand I'm kind of peeved that they don't make male and female animals like this strictly for realism and on the other hand I don't care because it doesn't add anything and I'm not looking for it until a thread like this shows up.

Although I can't wait for the next game to be announced, when the threads evolve to "Alright we've seen kids in Skyrim, but where are the puppies/foals/Saberkittens?"

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:18 am

Isn't shadowmere labeled as a "she" in one of the books?

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:44 am

Shadowmere is female!

Makes the OP's story even better!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:13 am

I think the OP's situation could be explained by a literal interpretation of 'donkey punch' going horribly, horribly wrong.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:26 am

I think the OP's situation could be explained by a literal interpretation of 'donkey punch' going horribly, horribly wrong.

Yeah like when it came up on Jeopardy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaBDA9Gj-C8

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:21 pm

There's a whole film on it

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:44 am

It should be Shadowmare then, MARE. :wink:

Mare and mere are the same word, mere being the old English form.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:34 pm

Mare and mere are the same word, mere being the old English form. :smile:

Then it is an obsolete word and therefore invalid for use in present day conversations.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:09 am

Then it is an obsolete word and therefore invalid for use in present day conversations.

Oookey, I'm gonna take that as a joke

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:32 am

Oh, Shadowmere. That gender-swapping horse is always good for a laugh. I still can't figure out why on earth it was suddenly decided Shadowmere was male when it was female in Oblivion. LOL Skyrim.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:24 am

Its a trap!

LMAO

ty for tea that came out of my nose

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:52 pm

Then it is an obsolete word and therefore invalid for use in present day conversations.

...but for a medieval-esque fantasy game...?

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:53 pm

Astrid refers to shadowmere as "he". It's a male.