I'm Shocked! : V

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:11 am

Just found out that my beautiful and precious (just kidding, i did not have
any clue who i went to bed with after that night at the bar) wife Ysolda
is actually a dope dealer. Well, well, a lot of things you learn from walkiing
around in the wilderness. +1 to my filthy soomka, now i don't need to kill her after all :biggrin:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:10 am

Be glad, your wife's a drug dealer, my Mjoll has brought her own creepy stalker into my house. The way that the marriages in Skyrim play out I start to think that somebody at Beth really hates the idea of marriage in general. ^^

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:38 pm

haha thats awesome .
well you found out her dirty little secret , what are you gonna do now ? lol

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:15 pm

haha thats awesome .
well you found out her dirty little secret , what are you gonna do now ? lol

Well, i guess i'm going to be her dedicated drug mule :biggrin:

Be glad, your wife's a drug dealer, my Mjoll has brought her own creepy stalker into my house. The way that the marriages in Skyrim play out I start to think that somebody at Beth really hates the idea of marriage in general. ^^

Ha ha:)

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:08 pm

good ol' sleepin' tree sap

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:31 pm

Why else do you think she hangs out with the Khajiit?
Other then the barbs

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:01 pm

good ol' sleepin' tree sap

Have not had the pleasure of tasting it yet, but i have heard it is particulary fun
when you are fighting big giants :biggrin:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:42 am

Why else do you think she hangs out with the Khajiit?
Other then the barbs

ohohoho

ewwww

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:44 pm

Why else do you think she hangs out with the Khajiit?
Other then the barbs

She WHAT?! I knew there was something strange about that money i got
from her, you know, from her own store. Filthy soomka! :biggrin:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:58 am

She WHAT?! I knew there was something strange about that money i got
from her, you know, from her own store. Filthy soomka! :biggrin:

She's the female/Skyrim version of Walter White.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:16 pm

She's the female/Skyrim version of Walter White.

Ha ha, excellent :biggrin:

Breaking Bad rooooocks!

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:50 pm

You could always blackmail her if she forces you to.
Until then benefit from her profits.

Cheers

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:41 am

Better than being stuck with nuiri, " thank you for solving my little problem." over and over..... Until you get ebony blade

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:58 am

Thats the whole reason I married her in the first place she knows how to rake in the cash

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:56 pm

The messed up thing is, I was married to her on my first main character too. I played that character to where I had explored every single location in the game, obtained every artifact, completed every quest (except DB but that was for a dif character), and I only found that out after all that. I was married to her the whole time. It was weird, I didnt even know Sleeping Tree had a cave until I read it on the internet. I did everything else, and all that was left was in my own back yard.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:39 am

She's the female/Skyrim version of Walter White.

Ha ha, excellent :biggrin:

Breaking Bad rooooocks!

That's exactly what I thought of when reading that post lol! Great show

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:28 pm

I'd probably end up knocking her head off if that happened. I have a habit of killing those wandering scooma sellers.

Be glad, your wife's a drug dealer, my Mjoll has brought her own creepy stalker into my house. The way that the marriages in Skyrim play out I start to think that somebody at Beth really hates the idea of marriage in general. ^^

That's what destruction magic is for, darling.

Aerin doesn't like fire much.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:19 pm

The messed up thing is, I was married to her on my first main character too. I played that character to where I had explored every single location in the game, obtained every artifact, completed every quest (except DB but that was for a dif character), and I only found that out after all that. I was married to her the whole time. It was weird, I didnt even know Sleeping Tree had a cave until I read it on the internet. I did everything else, and all that was left was in my own back yard.

Kind of ironic when you think of how HUGE this game is :biggrin:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:28 am

She's the female/Skyrim version of Walter White.

I just got into that show a week ago and I've already watched 2 seasons....anyway, is this not kind of spoiler territory? Maybe?
Eh? :bolt:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:10 pm

Be glad, your wife's a drug dealer, my Mjoll has brought her own creepy stalker into my house. The way that the marriages in Skyrim play out I start to think that somebody at Beth really hates the idea of marriage in general. ^^

I whole heartedly agree with ya! haha!! Not even my Khajiit assassin can get married... :confused: