In a site far far across the interbutts lay a place, a place filled with mostly hot chicks who seemed to say the exact same precise things as those on a forum of misfits and dummies. Some said this place was a myth. But not me, I've seen some things man. My platoon and I, we were sent to explore it, little did we know it would be the last time any of us would go on a patrol together. Me? I left, lost a part of me there, I swore I'd never go back....but now....it's personal.
Othos, coming Christmas 2012 to a theater near you.