sixiest Characters in the Game - Your thoughts? (Part 2)

Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:45 pm

Ancano.

I can't believe no one has said him yet. He has such a powerful presence. And his voice... :smile:
Why is he not a marriable character? :(
Of the men, I agree with this. As a heterosixual male I'll just call him "the most badass" instead of "the sixiest", though.


Of the women, my favor is and will always be in Ysolda. Now even more when I recruited her for my adventures with console commands....
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Emily Jones
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:09 pm

Of the men, I agree with this. As a heterosixual male I'll just call him "the most badass" instead of "the sixiest", though.


Now this one I don't get. Ancano is an annoying git who pokes his nose into other people's business while being condescending about it. How that can be considered "badass" just eludes me. My whole first playthrough of the
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questline was motivated by the expectation that I get to stomp his face on the floor at some point.
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Lloyd Muldowney
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:49 am

Derkeethus, Madesi, Ohdahviing, and J'Zargo.

Yeesssss. Derkeethus. <3
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Rachell Katherine
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:16 am

Of the men, I agree with this. As a heterosixual male I'll just call him "the most badass" instead of "the sixiest", though.

I had to look Ancano up on UESP. Yeah, I don't understand people's attraction to this guy, either; I guess they're the same people that *gigglesquee* at Snape. But your reply made me mini-LOL. If someone's sixy, they're sixy. :P

I still pick Fjola. Maybe because she's the only interesting female I've interacted with yet.
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Lisa Robb
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:39 pm

The Stormcloak soldier, female, nameless (just Stormcloak soldier) who is on the cart with 3 other prisoners at the beginning of the game. She is standing to the left of you just before you are sent to kneel at the block. She screams, "you Imperial bastards!" Immediately after the first guy is beheaded (the guy who says "will you shut up I haven't got all morning!).

As soon as the dragon attacks, and you follow Ralof into the tower, she is on the floor, wounded. She has black hair, or dark brown. She is the hottest woman in the game.

I allmost agree with you with her,I felt so bad to see her lying there in such pain.
But I think Olfina-Greymane is best.
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Emily Shackleton
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:37 pm

I didn't like Dragon Age like at all.

I was more or less commenting on the 90% nvde Desire demons.
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:15 am

As a female, my pick of sixiest male would have to be Farkas (married him). I have heard he can be very buggy but he has never gone crazy around me, at least not so far! :D

Other sixy males that come to mind are sadly unmarriageable : Ralof, the first handsome Stormcloak you meet, and of course the awesome Brynjolf!
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:51 pm

Tolfdir.
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Alexander Horton
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:25 pm

Farkas
Derkeethus
Jaree-Ra
Kharjo
Borkul the Beast
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Chris Duncan
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:28 am

Shahvee. And Keerava.
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Benji
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:35 am

Alduin
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Monika Fiolek
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:43 pm

I had to look Ancano up on UESP. Yeah, I don't understand people's attraction to this guy, either; I guess they're the same people that *gigglesquee* at Snape. But your reply made me mini-LOL. If someone's sixy, they're sixy. :P I still pick Fjola. Maybe because she's the only interesting female I've interacted with yet.

Did someone say Snape? *gigglesquee*
But seriously, could you imagine if Ancano and Snape ever met? The snobby remarks flying back and forth... lol

Snape enters the college of winterhold and approaches Ancano.

Ancano: "I hardly have the time to speak with an inferior such as yourself."
Snape: "Mr. Ancano, if you are refering to my half-blood familyline, I can assure you my knowledge of the dark arts far surpasses anything you could ever hope to accomplish."
Ancano: "It is a proven fact that the Altmer are a superior race and thus far more capable in magic than a mere human could ever hope to be. Surely any of your simple little spells would be a disappointment, just like this college."
Snape: (pulls out his wand)
Ancano: And so you require a staff to perform magic. What a disappointment. I had hoped for a display of at least basic magic after your comment. And your staff is so small.
Snape: I'm sure my staff is bigger than yours could ever hope to be.
Ancano: Your petty insults are laughable. Surely you can't think a human could be greater endowed than my superior bloodline? I don't like your attitude. You must be a Talos worshipper. I believe it's time for you to die!
Snape: ahhh.. Just as I thought. You have staff envy.
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:32 am

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:SR-npc-Onmund.png (I like guys in hoods) I married him.
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:03 pm

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:SR-npc-Onmund.png (I like guys in hoods) I married him.
Actually he's kind of cute. I didn't know he was marriable.
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:13 am

Hert gets my vote. Although intercourse or relationships with thralls are frowned upon. I wonder, with Aela, would she be up for wild doggy love?
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:48 am

As a female, my pick of sixiest male would have to be Farkas (married him). I have heard he can be very buggy but he has never gone crazy around me, at least not so far! :D

Other sixy males that come to mind are sadly unmarriageable : Ralof, the first handsome Stormcloak you meet, and of course the awesome Brynjolf!

My thoughts exactly! Being a female myself, as soon as I saw Farkas I was like "Omg omg omg rush through the necessary quest immediately, need to marry him!!" :biggrin: Though I have to add Vilkas as well, my second character married him for a change. He's not as hot as Farkas but sweeter with words :happy: And they both look so cute when they say "It's good to see you dear" and they smile!! :wub: :wub:

I'll also add Ulfric to the list of hot unmarriageable NPCs (I love his voice!), and totally agree with Ralof and Brynjolf!!! Too bad you can't marry those. At least as long as we have the sixy twins to marry, that comes as consolation :smile:
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Brad Johnson
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:42 pm

I bet Mjoll and Aela stink. They probably never wash.
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:12 am

hey, thats my wife. :swear:

Sorry shes cheating on you with a bunch of other men such as I :)


anyhow the sixiest charecter in the game is http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Haelga along with her neiece http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Svana_Far-Shield who happens to be a virgin! WOW! :D
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:16 am

Vex... Duh.

I like my girls kinda IDK, dirty.
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:07 pm

Muiri. I see many people here focusing on the characters you meet relatively early on in Skyrim; branch out and discover the awesomeness that is Muiri. :P
Agreed, Muiri is definitely one of the best looking characters in the game, and she's marriable. Senna is pretty hot too, if she's not wearing her hood, and Aela is nice, too.
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:51 pm

Barbas
OMG YESSSS
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:30 pm

My Bosmer archer in her Forsworn armor. Oh, you mean NPCs.....

Faendal looks good in hide or fur armor (the skimpy, topless fur). He's pretty buff for an elf. I'm just sayin'. Must be all that wood chopping.

Based just on looks, I had Grelka all picked out as my marriage target. Then I went and met her. Yikes! Back away slowly from Anger Issues Girl.

A lot of the female bandits and Forsworn are cute. Shame to kill them, really. I should be able to make them my minions.
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Patrick Gordon
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:47 am

Muiri. I see many people here focusing on the characters you meet relatively early on in Skyrim; branch out and discover the awesomeness that is Muiri. :tongue:

Ditto!

I have her both as my companion and wife --for what that's worth. As a platinum Blonde with blue eyes she's awesome.
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:36 pm

Erandure , the priest of Mara with a dark past and a sixy voice ! :hubbahubba:
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Louise Andrew
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:23 pm

Lisette. Definitely
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