I had to look Ancano up on UESP. Yeah, I don't understand people's attraction to this guy, either; I guess they're the same people that *gigglesquee* at Snape. But your reply made me mini-LOL. If someone's sixy, they're sixy.

I still pick Fjola. Maybe because she's the only interesting female I've interacted with yet.
Did someone say Snape? *gigglesquee*
But seriously, could you imagine if Ancano and Snape ever met? The snobby remarks flying back and forth... lol
Snape enters the college of winterhold and approaches Ancano.
Ancano: "I hardly have the time to speak with an inferior such as yourself."
Snape: "Mr. Ancano, if you are refering to my half-blood familyline, I can assure you my knowledge of the dark arts far surpasses anything
you could ever hope to accomplish."
Ancano: "It is a proven fact that the Altmer are a superior race and thus far more capable in magic than a mere human could ever hope to be. Surely any of your simple little spells would be a disappointment, just like this college."
Snape: (pulls out his wand)
Ancano: And so you require a staff to perform magic. What a disappointment. I had hoped for a display of at least basic magic after your comment. And your staff is so
small.
Snape: I'm sure my
staff is bigger than yours could ever hope to be.
Ancano: Your petty insults are laughable. Surely you can't think a human could be greater endowed than my superior bloodline? I don't like your attitude. You must be a Talos worshipper. I believe it's time for you to die!
Snape: ahhh.. Just as I thought. You have staff envy.