Skyrim for the Nords! .... whatever...

Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:22 pm

Overall, nords think their homeland, culture is better then yours (yes, some races are worst about that then the nords -- looking at the high elf over there...)

No khajiits in the city, eh?

poor Lydia (the nord)

I am a khajiit who married a khajiit, plus a different khajiit as a follower = 3 khajiits + 1 nord living in a 2 bedroom house

Lydia's work

chop firewoord
bake sweet rolls
sweep fur off the floor and chairs
chop more firewood
bake more sweet rolls
comb 3 khajiit's fur (khajitt are about 5'4" to 5'7" tall and about 120-160 pounds) ( 3 times a day, one per khajiit)
bake fish
once a week, get water
heat water after chopping more firewood
do this 3 times for three differant khajiits
clean the fur from the bath tub
sweep the fur off the floor and chairs again
we only have 2 beds in winterrun (breezeway house)
4 people = she has to sleep with a khajiit also on a single person bed...
is she allergic to fur?

after a year of doing this, she thinks being a nord svcks

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what does your Lydia think of your char?
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Penny Wills
 
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:21 pm

Huh.... I didn't get this post please explain?
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Add Meeh
 
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:02 pm

I can guess she hates being in house all by herself in whiterun while am out adventuring and storing items in another house.
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Felix Walde
 
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:58 pm

i don't like argonians or khajiits and kinda hope they go to war and kill each other honestly.
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Natasha Biss
 
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:46 pm

Huh.... I didn't get this post please explain?
the irony

in most cases, khajiits are the slaves / servants to other races -- but this case, the other races are a servant to the khajiits
I just wonder if any other player do something like this to their housecarl?
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Nikki Hype
 
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:12 am

She's taken it rather well serving an Argonian. Very happy for Khan-Ro-Sal's marriage to Jenessa. And Khan doesn't hate her like he does to Jordis. Hate Jordis so much. :swear:
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:14 am

the irony

in most cases, khajiits are the slaves / servants to other races -- but this case, the other races are a servant to the khajiits
I just wonder if any other player do something like this to their housecarl?
Oh.
Your race and all the others are servants to my character's Race. The Altmer are rulling Tamriel :biggrin:
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Marquis T
 
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:03 am

Lydia wonders why she is programmed to sit in a chair in my bedroom and do nothing but eat bread 24 hours a day.
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Alyna
 
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:34 pm

The Reach is for the Forsworn!!!!!

My Lydia wonders why I am never at said house, but thinks it for the best when she hear about all my evil acts.
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:12 pm

Reading the topic post all I can say is...dafuq did I just read? :blink:

And as for Lydia and what she thinks of my Char...she doesn't. Unfortunately for her I roleplay heavily meaning I do not reload after a follower dies and she just happens to be one of the unlucky few that did. Damn those Falmer and their poison. I actually carry around an enchanted sword named after her that I use specially for when I come across those blind heathen.
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:01 pm

I bought Breezehome, but settled down in Solitude and then gave her the ownership of the house in Whiterun. The only burden she carries now is being alone.
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:12 pm

My pet monkey...ahem I mean Housecarl is well trained. It is funny how they moan and groan about elves yet my Altmer named Undilar owns all the houses and has pet monkeys serving him in all of them too. He lets others enjoy this too, frequently bringing many followers inside to look at his pets.
I just imagine Taarie whining their ears off as well when I am gone. Good luck with her when he is gone!

Life is hell for my helper monkeys(Nord housecarls). At least now they have a reason to moan about "damn elves".
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 1:38 pm

after a year of doing this, she thinks being a nord svcks

That line made me laugh out loud. :biggrin:

Skyrim for the Khajiit!!
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Dean
 
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:31 pm

i don't like argonians or khajiits and kinda hope they go to war and kill each other honestly.
That aint gunna happen, nobody is stupid enough to attack the Argonians, after all they swarmed into the Oblivion Gates with such force that Dagons followers were forced to close them!
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:39 pm

oh yes, let us not forgive, Lydia has to clean out the "kitten litter" (she was told to use the term "bed buckets") every mourning...
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Nathan Hunter
 
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 1:13 pm

QUOTE: I didn't get this post please explain?

Probably pointless, but it gave me a good laugh
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Ben sutton
 
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:13 am

well, my stormcloak khajiit is just waiting for the right time to take ulfric out and claim the high king seat for myself... ( i just kid myself and RP i already got all the Jarls under my belt because of the whole Dragonborn thing )

Soon, Skyrim will belong to the Khajiit!
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Stat Wrecker
 
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 1:58 pm

Y'know, most cities won't let Khajiit in either. Like Solitude.
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Deon Knight
 
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:34 pm

there should be some khajiits u could marry, at least 2 females and 2 males.
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:15 am

they sell drugs so they don′t left them come to the city. I never see a khajiits slave i am a nord and i got nothing bad to say or against the khajiits.
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Tamara Primo
 
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 1:16 pm

We dismissed Lydia after Tsavani took charge of Breezehome. We prefer to have all Khajiit home, and with 5 Khajiit living there it is getting crowded already.
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Cameron Wood
 
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 2:59 pm

my lydia loves my Dunmer!
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:03 am

I think lydia is truly disgusted with my character. often im raising the dead or performing other experiments that she has to clean up, plus I think she suspects im a vampire lets hope she doesn't dig too far or she might become a liability
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:53 pm

I love it when Dunmer and Bosmer bandits shout "Skyrim for the Nords" when attacking my Nord Dragonborn....
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Steve Smith
 
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Post » Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:24 pm

QUOTE: I didn't get this post please explain?

Probably pointless, but it gave me a good laugh

C'mon man! no RP fun? :blush:

This ones thinks nords make good slaves .. err .. servants...
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