» Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:17 pm
TLotR and The Hobbit are awesome; genuine classics of the English language. TES is an awesome series of games, and well written, but I have fairly hard-and-fast rules about franchise literature. Really, just one rule: Hell no. I've read quite a few Star Trek novels in my younger days, a couple Star Wars novels as a kid, the original Dragonlance series as a teenager, the Timothy Zahn novels and one other SW novel as an advlt, and I said enough was enough. I love Mass Effect, but I'll never, ever read a Mass Effect novel. I love Halo, but I would die before reading a Halo novel. There's no way in hell I'll ever read an Elder Scrolls novel. I've dabbled in franchise fiction before, and it unversally stinks, no matter how awesome the origins of the franchise in question are. The original Star Trek is one of the greatest television series of all time - I think they'll be watching it in a hundred years from now - but seriously, the novels are bad. Star Wars outside of the movies is terrible - comics, novels, even the plots of most of the games I've seen.
Never, ever, ever, no matter how desperate for beach reading I become, will I ever read an Elder Scrolls novel, a Halo novel, a Mass Effect novel, a novel written about a superhero - NEVER. I'd rather have another root canol.