I felt kinda bad wasting their time there on the site. They told me to unplug some cords, check all sources, etc. I apologized for wasting their time, and I told them it was the GAME that produced it. After restarting Skyrim, the static was gone; I'm completely baffled, I've never had a game do that before.
Lol, facepalms necessary anyone? AM I an idiot here?

