Skyrim Races Found Here On Earth!

Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:55 am

Due to the certain trolling I will get from this thread, please note that i am in no way meaning to offend you readers. you have been warned
Although Imperials are not called Imperials on earth as they are in Nirn, that doesn't mean they don't exist here!

Imperials on earth are native to America. They are the buisness men of the world and live like kings. They are currently controlled by another race, on earth China (control the debt control the country) in tamriel controlled by highelves (stupid Thalmor!)

Their good loyal neighbours are Mexicans aka Kajiit. Both are illegal immigrants in America. They both grow facial hair at alarming rates and are notorious for their drug rings, Skooma in Tamriel, narcotics on earth.

Americans also have used their good argonian friends from africa to grow their nation. Cyrodil and America have both used Africans as slaves in their history and both are stereotyped as excellent theives.

Across the sea lives our good friends Highelves AKA Chinese. They have both rose to become world leaders and have started a new world market and power.

Canadians are obviously Wood Elves in hiding. We both (yes i am Canadian) live in forested regions, love hunting and out doors, and are never taken too seriously. and we both say eh?

Nords would have to be Russians as they both live up north, love mead (stereotypically), and are very nationalistic. Was the cold war not a mirror of skyrims civil war? Imperial philosophy vs nordic?

French would are also know as bretons, the adimite tower? Eifel tower no?

North American Native would be Dark Elves just based on how society treats them. They are often misunderstood and are very counter cultural, being that they don't conform to how the world has tried to assimilate their culture into its own, and both have lost vast amounts of territorial land, eruption of Red Mountain, settling of the west.

Orcs would have to be German on earth. Both were feared greatly by the rest of the world and misunderstood. Both have been destroyed, sacking of Orsnium, WW1 WW2. Both have come back and are more accepted by the world.

Redgards are basically british, with both in history having large empires, and both are black. jokes jokes jokes!

HA! see! Humans didn't come from Bacteria! we came from our bro's from Tamriel!
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Post » Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:21 pm

Due to the certain trolling I will get from this thread, please note that i am in no way meaning to offend you readers. you have been warned
Although Imperials are not called Imperials on earth as they are in Nirn, that doesn't mean they don't exist here!

Imperials on earth are native to America. They are the buisness men of the world and live like kings. They are currently controlled by another race, on earth China (control the debt control the country) in tamriel controlled by highelves (stupid Thalmor!)

Their good loyal neighbours are Mexicans aka Kajiit. Both are illegal immigrants in America. They both grow facial hair at alarming rates and are notorious for their drug rings, Skooma in Tamriel, narcotics on earth.

Americans also have used their good argonian friends from africa to grow their nation. Cyrodil and America have both used Africans as slaves in their history and both are stereotyped as excellent theives.

Across the sea lives our good friends Highelves AKA Chinese. They have both rose to become world leaders and have started a new world market and power.

Canadians are obviously Wood Elves in hiding. We both (yes i am Canadian) live in forested regions, love hunting and out doors, and are never taken too seriously. and we both say eh?

Nords would have to be Russians as they both live up north, love mead (stereotypically), and are very nationalistic. Was the cold war not a mirror of skyrims civil war? Imperial philosophy vs nordic?

French would are also know as bretons, the adimite tower? Eifel tower no?

North American Native would be Dark Elves just based on how society treats them. They are often misunderstood and are very counter cultural, being that they don't conform to how the world has tried to assimilate their culture into its own, and both have lost vast amounts of territorial land, eruption of Red Mountain, settling of the west.

Orcs would have to be German on earth. Both were feared greatly by the rest of the world and misunderstood. Both have been destroyed, sacking of Orsnium, WW1 WW2. Both have come back and are more accepted by the world.

Redgards are basically british, with both in history having large empires, and both are black. jokes jokes jokes!

HA! see! Humans didn't come from Bacteria! we came from our bro's from Tamriel!
YAY IM AN ORC, I always knew it! ^_^
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Post » Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:17 pm

Sorry champs, but this isn't allowed here on the forums.

-100 Internetz for you.
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Post » Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:44 pm

In the world of Nirn civilization didn't evolve, they were created. But on Earth humans obviously evolved, it's a fact. All one has to do is look at evidence.
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Post » Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:26 pm

Both are magical places to live :)
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Post » Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:36 pm

In the world of Nirn civilization didn't evolve, they were created. But on Earth humans obviously evolved, it's a fact. All one has to do is look at evidence.
It was a light hearted thread FFS,
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Post » Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:04 pm

So this Think is getting blocked? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:07 am

Ugly stereotypes are not acceptable on the forums.
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