during the war i sided with the storm cloaks this made the battleborns hella mad and everytime i walked passed the son he would tell me he should smash me for what i done i pulled out my blade of whiterun and slaughtered his ass infront of the guards me being thane and all i didnt have to go to prison. i was on a journey to god knows where and 3 hired thugs attack my ass luckily theres a giant nearby and it sends 2 of the thugs blasting off into space. i kill the last 1 and see the contract turns out its the old woman of the battleborns so i head back to whiterun and wait till night fall there she is sitting down in the living room she tells me to leave and i 1 bomb her with my power attack. thats what she gets for [censored] with not only the war hero of skyrim but the dragonborn!

soo have you ever killed anyone who tried to get you killled?

Yeah. I swear to god that these dragons are determined to kill me. And I think I know who hired them.

i was quite suprised when i exited windhelm and to my amazement a dragon flying above my head took no notice of me and flew into the distance

i wish you could talk to the people about them hiring thugs, like you could just walk up to them and be all like "Excuse me, I believe this note is yours" and they'll be all scared and shamed and stuff and ya

yeah i picked the the note and spoke to her before i slashed her apart she was talking to me like everything was fine gotta watch out those battleborn are sly B@stards

I was already attacked by 3 Thalmors, 1 Darkbrotherhood assasin and 3 Headhunters.

Well, remember Anise? The lonely old woman in her shack near Helgen?
I looted her shack of ingredients and books, found out here little secret and killed her.
Days later, I was attacked by three hired thugs in Riverwood. I killed them and looked at the contract.

Signed Anise..

I wish the thalmor would send more people. Funnily for me these attacks seem to stop after they happened once; i only got 1 visit from hired thugs, a DB assassin, and the thalmor.

she must of hired them right before you killed her... or did she?

She knew that he is a filthy person

I've never been attacked by a Thalmor, don't know how to antagonise them, lol

ive only got attacked by mercs a few times, I got attacked by a dark brotherhood assassin while i was IN THE DARK BROTHERHOOD, and as for thalmor, they never attacked me, i attacked them.

Farengar hired one, saying i stole something from him. I walked up to dragonsreach and killed him

Sven's mom in Riverwood hired some thugs to give after me after I ruined his chances with that chick in town. I snuck in their house while they were sleeping and killed her and Sven. Don't [censored] with me you old [censored]!

Yes, actually i killed (Just for fun) the mum of the battle-borns. After a day or something the father approached me when i was walking towards the gate, weapon drawn at me and started a conversation "You hurt my family, say sorry or prepare to feel some pain" or something similar..

All i said was "sorry.." and that was it.. Was abit weak but still fun

Her sister sent out a contract on me.

I can't say I've left anyone alive to kill me. Everyone left in my game thinks I'm the Bee's Knees or knows better than to say otherwise.

My favorite thing about radiant AI is visiting the crypts to reminesce about the times I used to hear "Get to the cloud district often? of course you don- *Gurgles*"

I wish you could hire people to kill that bastard in whiterun who mocks you. "have you been to the cloud district very often, of course you haven't"

Deekus send the 3 Headhunters to me, i "borrowed" his Dibella Statue and some gold from his Crates

i encountered a DB assasin with me as his mark and a letter from a courier that states we / i know what u did?!
WTF is that?
what'i'do?! i hooked up swen
i did the companions quest and let 1 of them alive (in the dungeon after killing the leader)
what else? who da **ck is chasing me, because no other enemies have shown interest in me. besides dragons

I meant I've never had them track me down. Either I'm moving too quick for them, or I haven't angered them enough. I'm always killing them when I have chance.


That letter with the black hand saying "We know" is from the DB. I got it after I did the quest from that kid in Windhelm trying to summon the DB. What you do is go to sleep... seriously. Find the nearest bed role and sleep and all will become clear

i've had several encounters of groups of ppl with contracts to kill me..from bandits to mages and IIRC even DB assassins (could be regular assassins i dont remember).

I guess im pissing off alot of ppl

Reading the Thalmor note was one of the best moments of the game. None of that 'this poor fool' nonsense. At least they have the sense to show some respect for their enemies.