My character is a khajit level 81. I beat the main storyline and the civil war quest and most side quest. So what do i do in my spare time? Well, since all my skills are maxed, i picked all perks for sneak, pick pocket, lock picking, and speech. So i go to a city, for instance, Whiterun. Then i enter the Guards Barracks. I sneak my way behind a guard that is walking or asleep, and pick pocket his clothes that he has on. Then, if i get caught i use my speech skills to get out of it ( which rarely ever is needed ) but anyways, before long I had all of the guards clothes, so i just stored them in a nearby dresser, and all of the guards where in there underwear. Its actually amusing, because I also took there swords, so all they could do is punch me if i fought one. So just saying, if you have my stats ad your bored, try it, its very funny.

J'rahzir knows fellow Khajiit did not make too many potions for alchemy. Nor picked too many pockets. Nor smithed too many weapons. Nor enchanted too many items. *wink*

J'rahzir assumes one used a certain book?

you talk in 3rd person like maiq?

Khajiit speaks like Khajiit. In Vardenfell, all Khajiit spoke like J'rahzir. Including M'iaq.

That's why anytime J'rahzir or M'iaq speak, I get a fuzzy feeling.

This one knows that feeling, perhaps J'rahzir slipped a little moonsugar into your mead, hm?

learn ever shout, every spell everything

Hehe me too. When I read the post I hear the great Khajiit accent as I am reading it.

All flattering, all happening. J'rahzir is flattered and asks forgiveness for he purrs like a kitten. J'rahzir simply has charm most will never know. J'rahzir also knows of short cuts within life that involves books. Rather, many of one book.

J'rahzir can be sneaky like that and he totally would have gotten away with it. I think it's just the way Khajiit speak...... makes me feel fuzzy.

On topic - lure as many guards /hostiles into chasing you, wait until you have about 20 different enemies chasing you, and start the epic battle.