» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:12 pm
Santa ain't nothing. I bought my damned gf a Wii...and added Skyward sword as a 'bonus'game...hehe I am santa and I have gotten from santa and I am santa and I have gotten from santa I am santa and I have gotten from santa and I am santa and I have gotten from santa I am santa and I have gotten from santa and I am santa and I have gotten from santaI am santa and I have gotten from santa and I am santa and I have gotten from santa...AAARRRGGHHH!!!!
I got some candy, shirts, giftcards, six, six, beer, liquor, beer, toothbrush, razors, a phone charger and some pajamas...So I am a broke, lazy, drunk, pervert with a sweet tooth who needs to shave, has bad teeth and needs to call people more often?
Sounds about right except the bad teeth part...damn people know me well but they missed the one thing that almost trumps all of those. EFFING VIDEO GAME PARAPHERNALIA!! I need new friends...
So...whats your name?