I stole Maven's sweet rolls : V

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:04 pm

I wonder what shes going to do with me? She can't go to the dark brotherhood because I am the listener... and the thieves guild wont do jack either because I'm their leader.

So what is her only option to seek revenge for the stolen sweet roll? I already murdered the emperor so is she [censored] outta luck or what? She can't toss me in jail like she could with her son. All I need to do is to bribe the guards with gold.

Am I more corrupted than Maven?

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:41 am

I am pictureing this.

Maven: Arrest him! HE----
Guard: Let Me guess, someone stole your sweat roll
Maven: N-- well... yes actually...

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:56 pm

Why would Maven care? She's rich enough to fill her house with sweetrolls, if she wanted to.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:37 am

As long as you don't steal her mead.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:56 am

I wonder what shes going to do with me? She can't go to the dark brotherhood because I am the listener... and the thieves guild wont do jack either because I'm their leader.

So what is her only option to seek revenge for the stolen sweet roll? I already murdered the emperor so is she [censored] outta luck or what? She can't toss me in jail like she could with her son. All I need to do is to bribe the guards with gold.

Am I more corrupted than Maven?

Khajiit thinks it unwise to assume the only assassins wear black and speak to disrespectful doors. One knows the Hairy and Corrupt Nord Female is crafty, yet cunning. Perhaps Hairy and Corrupt Nord Female shall cut off One's toes as a warning for such a sweet treat, no?

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:51 am

Hahaa, is this a serious thread?

Let me guess, someone stole her sweetroll?

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:19 am

I stole her Dibella Statue.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:13 am

J'rahzir stole her heart. *happy face*

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:55 am

J'rahzir stole her heart. *happy face*

So that's where her heart went. :lol:

Her daughter likes me...apparently it's fine day whenever I'm around. :rofl:

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:50 am

Come you break into the Black-briar house and all you do is nab a sweet roll? Should at least toss it in the fire place and smoke that place up. Ruin the fine carpet and clothes laying around, maybe even start a nice fire.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:25 pm

I stole her Dibella Statue.

Ditto.

And her only daughter. :thumbsup:

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:36 am

I accidentally took an item while I was trying to speak with her and the TG made me pay 1k compensation. For, like, a goblet.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:02 am

I accidentally took an item while I was trying to speak with her...

I hate it when I do that. Not her specifically, but any NPC/vendor. :mellow:

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:23 am

Doesnt she have her own mercenaries?.

EDIT: cant spell today.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:57 am

Doesnt she have her own mercenaries?.

I wish she'd send them after me.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:37 pm

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Doesnt she have her own mercenaries?

I wish she'd send them after me. :tongue:

J'rahzir feels the Maven has such mercenaries. J'rahzir also feels Maven could send them at the right chance. ((It is a random encounter, anyone you steal from (whether you are caught or not) could send some hire thugs after you. At lower levels, they will eat you alive. Its fun, though, and they leave a note telling you who left the contract. Steal from her once, and maybe this will happen with Maven.))

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:19 am

There are all those mercenaries you get to kill when youre doing the Frost quest- theyre Mavens, are they not?

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:33 am

There are all those mercenaries you get to kill when youre doing the Frost quest- theyre Mavens, are they not?

Yes, but none hunt after you. Those who belong to Maven simply protect the Maven's estate from thieves and vagabonds. Like J'rahzir. *wink*

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:37 am

Yes, but none hunt after you. Those who belong to Maven simply protect the Maven's estate from thieves and vagabonds. Like J'rahzir. *wink*

LOL. Naughty Kitty!!

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:16 pm

There are all those mercenaries you get to kill when youre doing the Frost quest- theyre Mavens, are they not?

Oh, yeah, I still need to do that one on my chick.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:48 am

LOL. Naughty Kitty!!

Khajiit is not naughty, J'rahzir promises the Aphaea. Khajiit is simply Khajiit. Whatever J'rahzir finds, he has such a tendency to collect. Unfortunately, J'rahzir's septim collection is not as large as it once was, so Khajiit trades random items and objects for such coin.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:30 am

Khajiit is not naughty, J'rahzir promises the Aphaea. Khajiit is simply Khajiit. Whatever J'rahzir finds, he has such a tendency to collect. Unfortunately, J'rahzir's septim collection is not as large as it once was, so Khajiit trades random items and objects for such coin.

I understand, it is simply in J'rahzir's nature.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:49 am

I understand, it is simply in J'rahzir's nature.

No, J'rahzir knows what he does is wrong, but curses if this Khajiit won't admit it to the Nord Guards. *happy face*

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:08 pm

No, J'rahzir knows what he does is wrong, but curses if this Khajiit won't admit it to the Nord Guards. *happy face*

What I'm wondering is, do you do as good a happy face as Ri'saad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pW8Aw1Mmus)? With look that adorable, it's no miracle he's pretty much the wealthiest Khajiit on Skyrim!

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:01 pm

She sends hired thugs after you.

I stole everything not nailed down and valuable from her house.
And only got caught because Hemming saw me stealing from a barrel.
Some hired thugs came after me mid quest in dawnstar.