Once I was travelling to Riften to join the thieves guild. However there was an orc who was called "orc" wearing a full set of Iron armor and a beard being an uber [censored] to me. So i Pickpocket about 10 septims out of him. I was later doing a theives guild quest. I was doing good. Then out of nowhere 3 "hired thugs" showed up and kicked my ass. I killed one of them took a note saying "contract" or something along the lines. After getting away I read the note.


Warning this is not the actual quotes from the note.

"R'iezzer the quiet had stolen 10 coins out of my ass. So I am willing to pay even more for you to kick his ass with your uber karate skillz. Make him bend over for stealing from me."

Orc.

This actually did happened. If you are reading this orc. I will find you. And I will kick your ass. No one mess with a furry who was teleported into Nirn and was mistaken as those cat people! Watch your back...

What do you think?