Strange letter arrived at my home...

Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:18 pm

Hello.

The following letter was delivered to my house in Riverwood and I can't believe my luck!
When I'm rich, the mead is on me!!!!






Dear Recipient,

Having obtained your contact from the Jarl of Whiterun, I decided to contact you and solicit for your mutual assistance. I am Azzan Blackheart, Thane to the Jarl of Whiterun, I am writing to solicit for your partnership. On Morning Star 6th 4E 201, Jar Ulfric Stormcloak, made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit, valued at Thirty-Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand Septims (38,500,000.00) was deposited in the Jarl of Whiterun's private vault.

Due to the recent events, he instructed me that I should look for a Foreign Partner, who could handle this fund on his behalf.When the crises began I left Whiterun to go back home to Hammerfell, where I currently reside. I am contacting you due to the fact that the Imperials have seized various amounts running into Billions of Septims in the past few months belonging to the family of the Jarl of Windhelm, funds lodged in many foreign bank accounts. Blackmarsh, Valenwood, and other provinces, have seized funds in bank accounts in their provinces. Although, in Skingrad, Cyrodiil their fund that was lodged in and has not been located. This is why we want the ownership of the said fund, to change into a different name and transferred out of the account to a foreign account.

Upon agreement of this proposal, I will like you to send your full Names, Address, Date of Birth and Occupation. This would be used to change the ownership and open an account bearing your name in the bank, before the funds could be transferred out, to your home. All documents relating to this transaction have been obtained, so you dont have to worry about any thing at all.

The money will be shared in this ratio:70% of the funds will be invested in your country on behalf of Jarl Ulfric, and the remaining 30% will be for you. Also he would like you, to help him look for investment opportunities, to invest his seventy percent of the fund, into a business in your Province. Pleasebe informed that your utmost confidentiality is required. If this interests you, please reply me immediately and include your private phone number for voice communication.



I await your urgent reply.

Best regards,
Azzan Blackheart
Thane to Jarl of Whiterun
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Laura-Jayne Lee
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:28 am

You know it's just a spoof of modern spam-mail right?
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alicia hillier
 
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:09 pm

Is it postmarked Nigeria?
(no offense to any honest Nigerians)
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Stephanie I
 
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:16 pm

You know it's just a spoof of modern spam-mail right?

Spam-mail?
Ah that's brilliant! I love spam, it's the tastiest snack in all of Tamriel!
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Mimi BC
 
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:53 pm

Spam-mail?
Ah that's brilliant! I love spam, it's the tastiest snack in all of Tamriel!
:biggrin:
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Clea Jamerson
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:12 am

Spam within spam.
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hannah sillery
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:21 am

Spam within spam.

Spamception! :ninja:
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Mari martnez Martinez
 
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:38 pm

Spamception! :ninja:

:ermm:


EDIT: Actually can't stop laughing. I'm gonna wake my son up in a minute.
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Roisan Sweeney
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:48 am

sure thing. thane@whiterun.com
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Joe Bonney
 
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:26 pm

:ermm:


EDIT: Actually can't stop laughing. I'm gonna wake my son up in a minute.

:biggrin:
Poor kid, having a parent laughing for such lame stuff at night.
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Nitol Ahmed
 
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:56 pm

I'm still waiting for the naked Courier to bring me my Publishers Clearinghouse winnings.
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Louise Dennis
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:39 am

Great post.

Thanks, couldn't help but lol.
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Mariana
 
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:36 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
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Wayne Cole
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:17 am

Off Topic this seems more suited for the community discussion topic.

well Redguard it seems you have stumbled upon something quite intriguing i however have more pressing concerns the college of winterhold doesnt run itself. but i will look for someone who can fit your mysterious letters qualifications. sincerily: Arantyl Arch Mage of the College of Winterhold
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