I took no side in the war for a long time because I came from another far province and was only looking in to cash in on the chaos of war like the Khajiit caravans.
Eventually though I sided with the Stormcloaks so I could watch the dying Empire fall even farther from its imaginary perch.
My character, Figgin, hates Imperials for the brutal murder and [censored] of his mother and execution of his father. So I was, at first in favor of the Stormcloaks until I made my way to Windhelm and saw the treatment of my fellow dunmer in the grey quarter. At this point, I hate both and side with none. HAIL SITHIS!!!
Hail Sithis indeed! For it was the IS NOT that comprehended itself and begot IS, and as the contrasts between Nothing and Something defined themselves, they shaped our ancestors the et'Ada. And it is because everything belongs to nothing that we can bear hope for our promised future of sleep in quiet, peaceful, and everlasting darkness...
EDIT: Also - come on now, the forum censored the word "r a p e" in SOS's post? I think that's just a bit ridiculous.