The Light

The Light, with his body so nimble and sly,
Can jump wall-to-wall and very, very high.

His body is weak, but not all his guns;
Bulpdaun EXT. mags will get his job done.

Despite being so fast, he sits in a corner- out of the way
Playing Angry Birds on his PDA.

The Light, thinking hes a buffed-up hot-shot
Runs into the land mines that I have just spot.

His presumed indestructability annoys all of us,
when he runs into the heat, and ends up being hit harder than a bus.

Yes, the light, who ran guns empty into every fight- just for the thrill
Still ended up getting the most kills.

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The Medium

The Medium, being the middleman in this game,
Is often given all of the fortune... or shame.

Sure, he can't jump as high as the light,
But he can actually protect himself in a a big firefight.

All of his ARs work perfectly fine-
Too bad all he does is spam a CARB-9.

The rest of the team hears "They're hacking the mainframe!"
But The Medium only hears "Stay here, and ignore everyone in the game!"

Ah, the Medium, what's not to like-
He did get best medic, operative, and overall- am I right? [no]

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The Heavy

The Heavy, with his massive minigun in hand
still can barely jump over a few bags of sand.

With his IQ equal to that of a tree,
Can still drop enemies like you've never seen.

With his size, he could practically uproot a tree-
too bad he doesn't know how to melee.

Being so big, you'd think he charges in?
WRONG- He sits in a corner- playing his Pokemon: Emerald version.

Oh the heavy, despite being a medic,
Cares less about you, and more about his tasty sandvich. (lol more references)

Yeah, I think I'm going to post these every day or so. Just give me the ideas!

oi leave ma medium alone......rawrble

All i do is the objectives, and get best......overall, kills, soldier, OP lol, tho at 1st Carb-9 was funny, lawnmower. Lately i switch to Bulp, tonight ima try scoped freak....im an adjusted ironsighter normally

Don't enjoy lights, good movement, but i like to guard objectives and gunfight.
heavies just to slow....too slow

anyways good job.

When im playing as a light becasue of the way the game is [glitchty] moving at a slightly faster pace and wall jumping just feels rather glitchy than it already is, I perfer to stick to medium

The Body types are so off its not funny. The light hsould move faster but not go as far with a wallhop while the meduim moves slower but has more power. Then agin that would have been ieal for the OLD Brink... :unsure: :down:

Yeah, but they go so fast it looks like the lights are hopped up on some stimulant like meth! Plus, wallhopping is good for annoying your enemy, cause' you fly around like a chicken!

I'm not sure if heavies have low IQ, seems to me they need to be pretty smart, 'cos they need to predict where they will need to be, and make sure they don't get in trouble, 'cos they sure as hell can't dodge out of it.

This was suggested so that there were stereotypes in the poem. Thus, Heavies=idiots, Mediums=somewhere between smart and dumb, and Lights=braggart failures.

good stuff t-stan !!, i thought you broke it down pretty well.