» Fri May 13, 2011 7:34 pm
Wandering the streets of New Vegas, the poor, destitute man is unable to feed himself, and unable to pay for armaments to assist him in doing so. And while firearms are becomingly increasingly hard to find in the well scavenged ruins of new Vegas, the discarded, ill-gotten gains of a long extinct, greedy populace lay everywhere and are as significant to the current population as dirt is. Once hearing the small, circular metallic objects referred to as "Warters". The Destitute Man devised a way to accurately propel the "Warters" at high speeds by flushing the tank of a discarded and broken flamethrower, and using it to house pressurized NukaCola. Using the valve to release bursts of the highly pressurized gas created by the tasty beverage. Thus, the "Wart Launcher" was born.