The Dovakhinn is a massive troll

Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:41 am

If you do all the daedric quests/faction quests you end giving your soul to a bunch of godlike entities, but if you do the MQ the basically your going to Sovngarde no matter what because your basically a badass hero. I could only imagine the daedric princes fighting eachother over the soul of a dragonborn, then the dragon born comes into the room and is like:

I saved the world from certain destruction im going to Sovngarde, problem?

Then in unison the daedric princes yel FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



















youll prolly end up keeping all the artifacts as well
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Ray
 
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:05 pm

lol i see this exact thing happening.
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Kelvin
 
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:42 pm

Those Daedric Princes are so pushy at giving me their artifacts, it is really a bit hard to refuse.
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sarah taylor
 
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:57 pm

Nah, I'm pretty sure if you sign away your soul willingly you're going to Oblivion.

Which could be a good thing if you're an evil guy.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:40 pm

The Dark Brotherhood serves Sithis both in life and the afterlife. I'd love the see the Daedra argue with him.
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Jeffrey Lawson
 
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:47 pm

Akatosh wants my soul. I'll be with him in afterlife. And all the daedric lords will FUUUUUU togheter with sithis.

I'mma trolling daedras.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:00 pm

Yup, playing the players. Akatosh gets the dragonborn's soul.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:44 pm

The Dark Brotherhood serves Sithis both in life and the afterlife. I'd love the see the Daedra argue with him.
Yeah, Shor - the God of Death - got Sovngarde covered. Good luck arguing with the guy who governs death itself
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:56 pm

The Dark Brotherhood serves Sithis both in life and the afterlife. I'd love the see the Daedra argue with him.

Why would they argue with Sithis? Sithis isn't sapient or even sentient. If you're talking about the DB Diety they worship. The nightmother is most likely Mephala messing with them. So you're swearing service to Mephala, not some unwitting force of is-not.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:14 am

Pfft, speak for yourselves. I intend to live forever!
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:55 pm

Why would they argue with Sithis? Sithis isn't sapient or even sentient. If you're talking about the DB Diety they worship. The nightmother is most likely Mephala messing with them. So you're swearing service to Mephala, not some unwitting force of is-not.

Indeed. You can't serve sithis. Either the night mother as her own. Nightmother -> Mephala -> Nightmother -> YOU.

So, let it be.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:29 pm

If you cured yourself of lyncanthropy, then the only Daedra who really has any claim to your soul is Nocturnal, and I doubt she'd really give a damn if you brushed her off for Sovngarde. Just because you have Daedric artifacts doesn't mean your soul belongs to that Daedra.

However, if you're still a werewolf, Hircine will snatch you out of Sovngarde before you get to the Hall of Valor. Tough luck.

And yeah, Sithis isn't a god or anything at all. He's too personified in the DB and it's leading people to think he's an actual thing.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:19 pm

Or better yet, perhaps the Dragonborn can mess with the Daedra all he wants to because in reality he is Talos incarnate come to exact retribution on the Thalmor. Right after he kills an old enemy first. That would explain how he suddenly appears right when the world is about to become unmade. Hmmm...now that has possibilities.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:10 am

The Dark Brotherhood serves Sithis both in life and the afterlife. I'd love the see the Daedra argue with him.
As awe inspired as I am of the Nocturnal's power, this.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:06 am

I don't know what game you guys are playing but so far I've made deals with the daedric princes along the lines of trading the Brooklyn bridge, Parthenon, pyramids, etc for whatever cool gadget they offered.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:01 pm

this thread has made me chuckle quite a bit a bit and it aint even that long..

i do have a qustion about the whole silithis thing, my "ghost"friend who lives in the great beyound tells me that Silithus dosent want a certian 'someone" killed. Isnt silithus an actual deadric or is it one of those that is basically nothing until people are worshipping it then the worship gives it 'life" type of thing with silithus. dunno, kinda thru me off an 'old friend" told me that Silithus didnt want someone killed..dunno can someone explain?




as far as the Main post.....i have wondered about this myself playing as in i dont even have to think twice or for a sec before signing the toon's soul away seeign hwo it was alrdy sold like 8 times alrdy.......i cant even fatho the custody agreement they gonna have to come up with or hell the whole them sitting down for the whoel custody agreement in the first place......Hircine gets the Db on every other tuesday, nocturnal gets him every 5 ock on fridays to sundays...etc etc........its gonna be an exciting afterlife for my DB, get to visit so many places lol
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:01 pm

Yup, playing the players. Akatosh gets the dragonborn's soul.
This is correct.
Yeah, Shor - the God of Death - got Sovngarde covered. Good luck arguing with the guy who governs death itself
Shor is not the "God of Death". There is no god of death in the Elder Scrolls universe. The closest equivalent is the Dreamsleeve, which is sort of the undercurrent of the universe where unclaimed mortal souls go when they die to be recycled and reused.
Why would they argue with Sithis? Sithis isn't sapient or even sentient. If you're talking about the DB Diety they worship. The nightmother is most likely Mephala messing with them. So you're swearing service to Mephala, not some unwitting force of is-not.
This. The Dark Brotherhood confuses so many people who are new to the lore.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:31 am

Ha, silly mortals. Death is overrated.
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Wayne Cole
 
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:31 pm

Yup, playing the players. Akatosh gets the dragonborn's soul.

Hey, I wouldn't mind spending eternity with a mega cool Dragon God! :D
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:25 pm

or the dragonborn acends and becomes a divine ultimate trolling of everyone
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Maria Leon
 
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:01 pm

My Kahjiit hunter is more than happy to live in Hircine's hunting ground the rest of eternity.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:58 pm

or the dragonborn acends and becomes a divine ultimate trolling of everyone

He would be best buddies with Tiber and they can do on to become famous music duos.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:59 am

Superior feline race transforms into superior canine race?
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:53 am

I participated in another thread about this(-ish), and I will say the same as before: I believe that your nature as a dovah will give Akatosh first rights to your soul.
That said, yes the daedric princes get pretty much trolled when they give away their artifacts against his/her soul.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:46 pm

Daedra are nearly all powerfull entities. They know what your are and if they are making a deal with you is because they know you can't scape it. The fact that you can give your soul to more than a single daedra is just a plot hole.
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