hi everybody!

i know that black horse courier articles have been realeased on here before, and there great , i love them , the differance with this one is its what you think a future story may be with the black horse courier - have the thalmore obliterated the humans , did shegorath really give chesse to everybody ? did YOU murder ulfric stormcloak?!

this is just for [censored] n' giggles , if you fancy a laugh just spare 5 minutes and write up a paragraph about mudcrab rights or something....

ill start - now look any americans here dont be offended , but i cant help thinking that tes six is going to be like the cold war....when the us "used" to hate communism- now im saying nothing on the matter , but it did occur to me that the people who make these games are americans , and i have a bad feeling that the next game is going to feature around you , the imperial (american) war hero who is ripping down the valenwood wall...lol just saying XD

so , to business , here i go (taking the mick out of my own country , the english)

first ill do this on another page just in case i have to dash

titus mede III

gives shocking

"iron curtain" speech

from imperial news corrospondant - impy imperial


in a shocking statement at 10:34 pm last night , our good lord titus mede delivered a speech that has stirred contorvesy in many sophisticates - this is to say-elven- circles


in his brief statement he declared that unless something was done soon about the growing international elven crisis , the dreaded "domino" effect - which has no evidence linked to it - may occur.

"ni! ni ! ni! ni! ni!" we got from a local , who a local who didnt wish to be named said was called "runs-in-circles"

the legion is now on standby has international tensions between the aldemeri dominoun and the empire climb steeply, is war on the cards? we went to military expert "ongar the world-weary" for his view


on arrival to his misrable little shack , he opens the dorr grumpily to us and told us on the spot "im really tired , can we do this later?" before justly slamming the door in our face.


the empires legions are fully prepared, we are told, yet citizens are still very concerned, the speech delivered yesterday (morndas) will certtainly not help an already stick situation - lousy good-for-nothing emperors

ow dear....heh , so your telling me that skyrim is more than just a game now?! , *cough* propoganda *cough*

on a lighter note , has any of you seen the original ketchup song? XD