The naked Courier?

Post » Sun Jul 15, 2012 4:03 am

HAHA you red right last night i was outside my Solitude house just chilling on my porch having wine and cheese when this NAKED courier came up to me and delivered me a note... I laughed so hard i fell off my chair and hit my head when i came too he was gone and there was a note saying i caused a stir by using my Shouts and to keep it up signed a friend... So anyone else see our naked courier and get a strange note like this?? If you did tell that man to put some clothes, hehe..........
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Shelby Huffman
 
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Post » Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:19 am

Maybe he wasn't delivering letters....
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Andrea Pratt
 
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Post » Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:17 am

Ahh yes the naked courier! Maybe he wears no clothes because there's less weight so he can run faster.
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Nathan Hunter
 
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Post » Sun Jul 15, 2012 5:00 am

Yeah I have encountered him a few times before. funny every time though I make him set the note on the floor and I open it with a stick... cause I KNOW he doesn't have pockets.
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Amy Smith
 
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Post » Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:43 pm

Maybe the local bullies wanted more than his lunch money.
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Kelli Wolfe
 
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Post » Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:46 pm

Ahh yes the naked courier! Maybe he wears no clothes because there's less weight so he can run faster.
He's also much more aerodynamic that way.
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His Bella
 
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Post » Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:21 am

He brought you a very special package...
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Stephani Silva
 
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Post » Sun Jul 15, 2012 3:23 am

He brought you a very special package...

Two meter long spear ?
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Erika Ellsworth
 
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Post » Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:14 pm

Maybe he was suffering from a bout of hypothermia and started stripping off his clothes. You know how cold it is up there in Solitude. :P
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Krystina Proietti
 
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Post » Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:52 pm

Nothing odd about this whole ordeal. My pizza delivery boy always takes his clothes off when delivering my pizza.
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Dagan Wilkin
 
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Post » Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:17 am

I don't care what anyone else says naked courier's are the true badasses of skyrim they travel day and night in freezing cold wearing no clothes to deliver letters, along that road they fight off wolves,bears,bandits, and dragons. All this for a mere five gold per delivery, in honor to you brave couriers of skyrim!
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N Only WhiTe girl
 
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Post » Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:54 am



Two meter long spear ?
no lifts-her-tail is still polishing it. :)
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Rachie Stout
 
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Post » Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:05 pm

I've had a naked courier, its freakin funny. I think my was in Riften or near Whiterun. I think mine also dealt with Shouts, but that was long ago.
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kyle pinchen
 
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Post » Sun Jul 15, 2012 4:26 am

no lifts-her-tail is still polishing it. :smile:

But has it been compared?
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