» Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:38 pm Spoiler
The Story Of Dragon Born
The sun slowly makes his way through the heavens and end the night
A great new day begins in the country of Skyrim and how it will end? Only the gods knows
The people begin their chores, thieves mug helpless people on roads
And Jarl's drinking their beers and poking their noses
But look who has finally awakened from his sweet sleep and went to the bathroom to drop his load
Ladies and Gentlemen let me introduce the Magnificent of the Mighty... One of the Greatest of them all...... MR.DRAGOOOOOOON BORNNNNN .... Yessss that's true he is a true hero of Skyrim
Excitedly he opened his mail he got from the postman
Hmmmmm ..... let's see what Jarls want me to do today
Hi Dragon Born
Your information for today.
Do not forget to eat lunch and take breaks ..... 15 minutes .....max
Here we gooooo fun fun fun
-Clear the cave of ugly big spiders
-Clear half cave of ugly little spiders !Note!The second part of the cave is not finished yet.
-18.00 wait at Azuras Shrine, at 19:02 you should wait until the clock is 20:01
-When you have time you can pick 10 pieces of Death Bell flowers to the Jarl of Solitude her birthday is today, there will be dancing and Swetroll contest
-Hadvars son has lost again his little drum in SaveBloat cave.
Yes we know what you think but he is quite forgetful and suffers from CTD syndrome
-Go to Mzulft and retrieve a Dwemer gear to Jarl Skald he needs it to his watch.
You should remind him that you have brought and give him the gear otherwise he forgets this.
Poor guy does not know that he is suffering from Alzheimer's.
-And the most important thing in the end Dragon Born, our agents have observed that a number of dragons have appeared today at the North Wind Summit
And we suspect that they are planning something.
We wish that you check this when you have time.
Yes we know it will be overtime today again, but you get paid for extra hours
GOOD LUCK
Jarls Of Skyrim
WHAAATTTT wait a minute,Do I read this right?? DRAGONS??? WWWWTTTTFFFFF .................
Should I start with that as well? ....... GOD DAMNIIITTTTT!!!!! .....
-Honey! Honey!! ..... Damn....... that woman,she has gone again somewhere
HOOOONNNEEEYYYY!!!!!!
-YESSSSS....I hear you! Calm down , little one is sleeping!
Why are you so upset? has somebody eaten your swetroll again?
-No, not that .. but wait what? my swetroll is gone? AGAIN!!!
What the hell! I can not leave anything in the open these days.
-Calm down husband .... its still here.
What was it you wanted to tell me my love
-What?? Tell you something? ... can not remember now.
-You came storming into the house with the letter in your hand, was there anything in the letter that made you angry?
-Letter? what letter.......aaaaaahhhh yes this...... here......read.
-Hmmm... Oh My Heavens that was a lot today and Dragons!!! hehe fun for you
- Yes really fun super fun hysterical fun ....
-Stop worry you would not want your blood pressure go up again do you ?
-No, I do not want that... but when I suppose have time to play The Elder Derp 6: Stutter Edition?
[censored] Jarl's just work work work no pleasure at all
-Look what I have honey...... mmmmm..... fresh baked swetroll and is all yours
-Freshly baked? And with raisins inside!!
o boy o boy o boy...... you always know how to get me in better mood
Ok I go then ............. mmmmmmm ........ what a delicious swetroll
..... mmmmmm ....
-Good luck my husband see you soon
-Yes see you son my love
To be continued...........
sorry for me english it's not me native language
The sun slowly makes his way through the heavens and end the night
A great new day begins in the country of Skyrim and how it will end? Only the gods knows
The people begin their chores, thieves mug helpless people on roads
And Jarl's drinking their beers and poking their noses
But look who has finally awakened from his sweet sleep and went to the bathroom to drop his load
Ladies and Gentlemen let me introduce the Magnificent of the Mighty... One of the Greatest of them all...... MR.DRAGOOOOOOON BORNNNNN .... Yessss that's true he is a true hero of Skyrim
Excitedly he opened his mail he got from the postman
Hmmmmm ..... let's see what Jarls want me to do today
Hi Dragon Born
Your information for today.
Do not forget to eat lunch and take breaks ..... 15 minutes .....max
Here we gooooo fun fun fun
-Clear the cave of ugly big spiders
-Clear half cave of ugly little spiders !Note!The second part of the cave is not finished yet.
-18.00 wait at Azuras Shrine, at 19:02 you should wait until the clock is 20:01
-When you have time you can pick 10 pieces of Death Bell flowers to the Jarl of Solitude her birthday is today, there will be dancing and Swetroll contest
-Hadvars son has lost again his little drum in SaveBloat cave.
Yes we know what you think but he is quite forgetful and suffers from CTD syndrome
-Go to Mzulft and retrieve a Dwemer gear to Jarl Skald he needs it to his watch.
You should remind him that you have brought and give him the gear otherwise he forgets this.
Poor guy does not know that he is suffering from Alzheimer's.
-And the most important thing in the end Dragon Born, our agents have observed that a number of dragons have appeared today at the North Wind Summit
And we suspect that they are planning something.
We wish that you check this when you have time.
Yes we know it will be overtime today again, but you get paid for extra hours
GOOD LUCK
Jarls Of Skyrim
WHAAATTTT wait a minute,Do I read this right?? DRAGONS??? WWWWTTTTFFFFF .................
Should I start with that as well? ....... GOD DAMNIIITTTTT!!!!! .....
-Honey! Honey!! ..... Damn....... that woman,she has gone again somewhere
HOOOONNNEEEYYYY!!!!!!
-YESSSSS....I hear you! Calm down , little one is sleeping!
Why are you so upset? has somebody eaten your swetroll again?
-No, not that .. but wait what? my swetroll is gone? AGAIN!!!
What the hell! I can not leave anything in the open these days.
-Calm down husband .... its still here.
What was it you wanted to tell me my love
-What?? Tell you something? ... can not remember now.
-You came storming into the house with the letter in your hand, was there anything in the letter that made you angry?
-Letter? what letter.......aaaaaahhhh yes this...... here......read.
-Hmmm... Oh My Heavens that was a lot today and Dragons!!! hehe fun for you
- Yes really fun super fun hysterical fun ....
-Stop worry you would not want your blood pressure go up again do you ?
-No, I do not want that... but when I suppose have time to play The Elder Derp 6: Stutter Edition?
[censored] Jarl's just work work work no pleasure at all
-Look what I have honey...... mmmmm..... fresh baked swetroll and is all yours
-Freshly baked? And with raisins inside!!
o boy o boy o boy...... you always know how to get me in better moodOk I go then ............. mmmmmmm ........ what a delicious swetroll
..... mmmmmm ....-Good luck my husband see you soon
-Yes see you son my love
To be continued...........
sorry for me english it's not me native language
