I was in a bus reading Hitler's Mein Kampf for entirely historical purposes. (I wanted to top everyone else in history class). This drunk guy sits next to me.
"What are you reading?" he asks. If I said what I was really reading, I'd be brutally slain.
"A.. Uh.. A political book".
"Damn politics. I want to kill everyone who does politics. Politicians do nothing but steal and harm! Like that Hitler. Are you involved in politics? Are you a politician or something!?!"
I started to get nervous.
"No, uhh, I read this to know my enemy".
"Huh? Well, that's the right thing. Cause if you were politics, I'd kill you".
"I completely agree with you."
"Now that's the right idea". He said and left the bus, mumbling.
