Oh my god. No Australia visit for me.
Edit: And the Black House Spider picture on Wikipedia just made me literally cower into a ball. Good times.


That's nearly the same here on a Saturday night - even the horse.



. If you steer clear of New South Wales, your chances of coming across one are extremely limited outside of zoos. Since theres's still friggin' tons of Australia left after you make that exclusion -and even if you also exclude the deserty bits that make up most of our land- it's no reason to not come. Hell, you could even spend your time avoiding the mainland completely (ignoring flights) by hanging on one of our numerous islands (I recommend not going to the one populated by birds [when it's the season for babehs] and giant snakes [when they're not hibernating, which translates to "When there are birds around to munch on").
. If you steer clear of New South Wales, your chances of coming across one are extremely limited outside of zoos. Since theres's still friggin' tons of Australia left after you make that exclusion -and even if you also exclude the deserty bits that make up most of our land- it's no reason to not come. Hell, you could even spend your time avoiding the mainland completely (ignoring flights) by hanging on one of our numerous islands (I recommend not going to the one populated by birds [when it's the season for babehs] and giant snakes [when they're not hibernating, which translates to "When there are birds around to munch on").