[Bigze Stacks]

HE WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc.

[Danger Mouse]

You gonna' be OK with the shrinkage? ...might need a smaller heart.

He has a warm fire in his bedroom, so I don't think that'll be a problem. Not to mention, a Dragonborn to keep him warm. (Unless she walks in on Nudist Ulfric holding that streak speech, watches for a little while and then decides that "ok, he's apparently the reason why Eastmarch's springs are hot, but unfortunately he's obviously insane", backs out the door and takes a carriage to Solitude.)

[Johanna Van Drunick]

If loving http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JpvRe49N7s&feature=player_embedded is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[Deon Knight]

I love Ulfric's Russian voice. And dancing Ulfric always makes me happy.

[Wayne Cole]

If loving http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JpvRe49N7s&feature=player_embedded is wrong, I don't want to be right.

...and people say I have too much time on my hands.

Interesting that even in that heavily modded sequence Ulfric still looks at the PC.

[Ysabelle]

I don't get it. I don't find Ulfric interesting, not to mention he's just not "sixy". Each to her own I guess. [So yeah, sorry, I am NOT an Ulfric fangirl.... eww. He's a creepy sleazeball with megalomania issues....]

[ImmaTakeYour]

I don't get it. I don't find Ulfric interesting, not to mention he's just not "sixy". Each to her own I guess. [So yeah, sorry, I am NOT an Ulfric fangirl.... eww. He's a creepy sleazeball with megalomania issues....]

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/038/5/f/ulfric_stormcloak_by_tori_34-d4oz062.png

[Epul Kedah]

Um. Lyn.... My hair is longer BRAIDED. What's your point? Again, sorry.... I don't know if y'all just don't know real life guys that cause your hearts to palpitate or what, but jeez....

If I wound up in bed with Ulfric.... I'd consider it violation. *gags*

[Shaylee Shaw]

Um. Lyn.... My hair is longer BRAIDED. What's your point?

It's that thing that apparently when whizzing right by you when you clicked on that link.

Again, sorry.... I don't know if y'all just don't know real life guys that cause your hearts to palpitate or what, but jeez....

Yes, naturally, anyone who doesn't share your taste in make-believe manflesh must be deprived somehow in real life. *rolls eyes*

If I wound up in bed with Ulfric.... I'd consider it violation. *gags*

Well, given that the only way you can end up in bed with Ulfric is to go lay down next to him of your own free will, calling it "violation" is a bit much, don't you think?

I get it. You don't like Ulfric. Not a fangirl, duly noted. But nobody here is asking you to like Ulfric or find him attractive and nobody is ragging on you because you don't. How about a little live and let live, mmmkay?

[NAkeshIa BENNETT]

Found some fun stuff via: http://gala-storm-blade.tumblr.com/tagged/ulfric-stormcloak

I really like http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xnxa4JFF1r5c64eo1_500.png!

And I loled at:

Hello dovahkiins,
Look at your man,
Now back to me,
Now back at your man,
Now back to me.

Sadly, he isn’t a Jarl.

But if he joined the Stormcloaks,
And stopped being a Milk-drinker he could be like me.

Look down, back up.
You are in my Palace,
With the Jarl your man could be like!

What’s in your hand?
Back to me, I have it.
It’s a bottle of the finest mead!

Look again,
That bottle of mead is now an Amulet of Talos!
Anything is possible when your a Jarl and not a Milk-drinker.

I’m on a throne.

Also, Ulfric is the Most Interesting Jarl In Skryim:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6kvmzOWeA1ru62nko3_1280.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6kvmzOWeA1ru62nko7_1280.jpg

[Kate Norris]

So, wait. An opposing opinion isn't allowed in a public thread?

[RUby DIaz]

So, wait. An opposing opinion isn't allowed in a public thread?

Not when it's wrong!!1! Ulfric is teh hotness...but I've said too much.

[Portions]

Found some fun stuff via: http://gala-storm-blade.tumblr.com/tagged/ulfric-stormcloak

I really like http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xnxa4JFF1r5c64eo1_500.png!

Ok, I've almost OD'd there. That was almost a little too much Ulfric even for me. That picture is absolutely awesome, though.

So, wait. An opposing opinion isn't allowed in a public thread?

Well, this thread's subject is pretty much how awesome we find Ulfric. I f that's not your cup of tea, fine - but - no offense, but why are you here?

[Damian Parsons]

Found some fun stuff via: http://gala-storm-blade.tumblr.com/tagged/ulfric-stormcloak

I really like http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xnxa4JFF1r5c64eo1_500.png!

Gala is great, she's the one who did the fan art I linked to on the first page, of Ulfric in Thalmor prison. A lot of that stuff is reblogged from me as well. (http://sagenundlegenden.tumblr.com/)

edit- Can we borrow a bit of the thread to throw some love Ralof's way? http://sagenundlegenden.tumblr.com/post/25698349868/audaciaxx-discombobulate-oaveni-my-skyrim is a very nice drawing of him with an elven PC. *sizzle*

[Sami Blackburn]

So, wait. An opposing opinion isn't allowed in a public thread?

Maybe insinuating that we don't know any real men was a bit much. Do you really want us to explain the appeal, or are you just here to express your revulsion?

[Rebekah Rebekah Nicole]

Maybe insinuating that we don't know any real men was a bit much.

Kinda...

*shrugs* We're in good company. No one questions how thousands of women during the last 200 years have fallen in love with the completely (as far as we know) fictional Mr Darcy, so I think it's perfectly fine to think a completely fictional (as far as we know ) video game character is hot. After all, guys talk about how hot the female characters are all the time, so why can't we?

(And I think my husband would be more worried if Ulfric actually was real - thing is, if he was, I'd likely find him completely uninteresting. I somehow have a hard time imagining him changing diapers, calling the carpenter and go grocery shopping. You know, all those everyday chores we actually want our real life men to be able to do )

edit- Can we borrow a bit of the thread to throw some love Ralof's way? http://sagenundlegenden.tumblr.com/post/25698349868/audaciaxx-discombobulate-oaveni-my-skyrim is a very nice drawing of him with an elven PC. *sizzle*

Of course we can!

If he had been marriable I think my Nord would have ending up marrying him instead of waiting for Ulfric to make an honorable woman of her. (And I actually can imagine him changing diapers. )

[Heather M]

I'm not a fangirl but I'm getting in on the Ulfric lurve anyways. Ulfric is what makes the Stormcloaks so awesome. He's the most passionate NPC in the game (I love his 'I Fight' speech), he restores proper worship of Talos in Skyrim, and he's the best Jarl. What's not to like?

[Cash n Class]

I somehow have a hard time imagining him changing diapers, calling the carpenter and go grocery shopping. You know, all those everyday chores we actually want our real life men to be able to do )

But he http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/4778/breakfast9.jpg.

[Jason White]

But he http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/4778/breakfast9.jpg.

I'm not sure I want to eat something that demands its maker to wear armor while cooking it. I'm a little wimpy when it comes to spicy food.

[Adam Kriner]

So, wait. An opposing opinion isn't allowed in a public thread?

I'm not really a fan if Ulfric either. More interested in the womenfolk myself. I am however laughing my ass off because of the stories that http://www.gamesas.com/user/797538-lyn1964/ and http://www.gamesas.com/user/798474-aurora-winter/ have written in the past, and in this thread. The thread title says it all. Don't like it don't comment.

[Skrapp Stephens]

I'm not sure I want to eat something that demands its maker to wear armor while cooking it. I'm a little wimpy when it comes to spicy food.

Spicy food is best.