The Vampires LAIR #2

Post » Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:13 am

How about you try feeding when your throat is torn out you blood svcking bastard child of Molag Bal.
Poor misguided pup. You couldn't get close enough to touch us
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Solène We
 
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Post » Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:47 am

Poor misguided pup. You couldn't get close enough to touch us

The funny thing is, while you were wasting away throwing insults with my brethern, i have decimated your army, and now have you by the throat.
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:54 pm


Wouldn't the vampire guts make it a bit dry? Vampires are undead, arent they?

Its only a small bit, adds alot of flavor. Spicy Thrall Chowder, is made by werewolves for werewolves. And the Garlic Powder gives us an edge on Vampires.
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:30 pm

Poor misguided pup. You couldn't get close enough to touch us
If we're in this thread, something tells me we're pretty **** close enough...
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:55 pm

Its only a small bit, adds alot of flavor. Spicy Thrall Chowder, is made by werewolves for werewolves. And the Garlic Powder gives us an edge on Vampires.

Actually, the only vampire I've ever heard of having a allergy towards garrlic is.... I can't spell his name, but he was in the Dark brotherhood in Cyrodil
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:28 pm

Actually, the only vampire I've ever heard of having a allergy towards garrlic is.... I can't spell his name, but he was in the Dark brotherhood in Cyrodil
Vicente Valtieri.
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Paula Ramos
 
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:27 pm

Well then it must be the nirnroot, cause when i eat me some Spicy Thrall Chowder i can power threw hundereds of Vampires no problem!
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:10 pm

I don't like vampires.

Just sayin'
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:58 pm

I also must wonder: Both vampires and werewolves are considered monsters by the mortals, and really don't have any blood fueds with eachother, correct? I don't see either vampires or werewolves getting a very warm reception in any town, so why not make the mortals pay instead of eachother? Both sides, vampires and werewolves, are powerful, but together....unstoppable. We Could make it eternal night, no doubt to the preference of both, and utterly destroy both the Dawnguard, Silver Hand, and Vigilant of Stendarr. We could bring all of Skyrim- no, all of Tamriel, to its knees! we could create a new empire, a empire of darkness and evil!
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:57 pm

Vicente Valtieri.

thank you. I knew the name, just didn't know how to spell it :P
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:17 pm

I also must wonder: Both vampires and werewolves are considered monsters by the mortals, and really don't have any blood fueds with eachother, correct? I don't see either vampires or werewolves getting a very warm reception in any town, so why not make the mortals pay instead of eachother? Both sides, vampires and werewolves, are powerful, but together....unstoppable. We Could make it eternal night, no doubt to the preference of both, and utterly destroy both the Dawnguard, Silver Hand, and Vigilant of Stendarr. We could bring all of Skyrim- no, all of Tamriel, to its knees! we could create a new empire, a empire of darkness and evil!
(don't tell me werewolves aren't evil. Hircine is a Daedric prince) (oh, and that could also bring this thread back to what it was intended to be)

Hiricine needs moratals to feed us hounds. This idea is flawed as Vampires seek to scare the humans into hiding amongst the moutains. Once this happens mortals will focus all attention on riding vampires and werewolves alike. They will learn our fighting styles, and counter them. They will build weapons to defeat us, like spears to keep a werewolf back. Eventually crafting bombs of sorts.... we would stand no chance... but with the focus of mortals on things like war with themselves, and everyday life we would not have to worry.
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:39 pm

(don't tell me werewolves aren't evil. Hircine is a Daedric prince)
Sheogorath is a Deadric Prince. The Golden Saints aren't evil.
Molag Bal is a Deadric Prince. Janus Hassildor isn't an evil vampire. Kodlak Whitemane isn't an evil werewolf.

Your argument is invalid.
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:36 pm

So the bastard offspring of a six offender seek war with the beast of the great hircine!

What cowards prey on those who sleep?
tell me how many werewolves have you slain?
Personally I've slaughted over 43 vamps non have impressed me (my dog killed 4 before he died 4 of your kind fell to my pet) yet you sit here in your pit hiding from sun talking about how big and brave you, I'd challenge you to duel at dawn but we all know you won't show up.
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Post » Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:21 am

"Molag Bal could crush Hircine in an instant" trust a dust bunny to pull out the "my daddy's stronger than yours" let me tell you this! Those who rely on others to fight their battles will only live on as cowards. My brothers and sisters fight together but non will stand idol and claim such things! They fight for themselves and for the packs glory! You lords of dust will end with you consuming your own! I ask you who is the strongest among you? There is no answers of pride or glory only treachery and cowardness!

Glory to our pack brothers and sisters! Waste no more words on these cowardly lumps of dust and return home with me. We seek a true prey worthy of Hircine! And until these posers become lords worthy of the hunt we waste our time...
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Post » Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:35 am

Vampires - cowards who feed off of sleeping victims.
Werewolves - cowards who transform into a more powerful creature because they lack true power in their human form.

I'll kill you both :devil:
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:59 am

Well, it was worth a shot. I'll remember all this the next time im throwing yet another werewolf of my mountian lair. All will bend knee to Molag Bal! All will bend knee to the Lords of Night!
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:27 pm

Well, it was worth a shot. I'll remember all this the next time im throwing yet another werewolf of my mountian lair. All will bend knee to Molag Bal! All will bend knee to the Lords of Night!
Okkaaayyy... I'll go into a vampire lair with nothing but the Mace of Molag Bal then. I'm good at blasphemizing Deadric Princes.
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:18 pm

Okkaaayyy... I'll go into a vampire lair with nothing but the Mace of Molag Bal then. I'm good at blasphemizing Deadric Princes.

oh, the irony! :)
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:03 pm

Vampires - cowards who feed off of sleeping victims.
Werewolves - cowards who transform into a more powerful creature because they lack true power in their human form.

I'll kill you both :devil:
Except for the fact that werewolves transform against their will, so I wouldn't say that is cowardly.
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:21 am

Okkaaayyy... I'll go into a vampire lair with nothing but the Mace of Molag Bal then. I'm good at blasphemizing Deadric Princes.
Er not really even if you kill vampires bal would not mind since you were strong and they were weak so they deserved to die. Bal is like that.
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:14 pm

Werewolves - cowards who transform into a more powerful creature because they lack true power in their human form.

I'll kill you both :devil:

Tell that to my hulking Nord Barbarian. Go ahead.
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:29 pm

Er not really even if you kill vampires bal would not mind since you were strong and they were weak so they deserved to die. Bal is like that.
Umm... Look! A distraction!
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:18 pm

(don't tell me werewolves aren't evil. Hircine is a Daedric prince)

We are not evil, nor do we want eternal night. That said many of my brothers and sisters consider it a blessing, for my wizard it will always be an affliction. And the Daedric princes are neither good nor evil. That kind of logic does not apply to them.
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:46 pm

All who kneel before another kneels before death!

And my little mortal meat bag who has called me a coward. I hunt in human form too! Many of my prey are not worthy of my true form. For some only my human fists and teeth are a worthy end.

I truly waste my breath... I hunger for the hunt... Your words will no longer give me glory, fight or flee you are all my prey!!!

Glory to our pack!
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:49 pm

Hmm....for some reason, I wonder how long a horker's tusks would be if it was a vampire...
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