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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 9:58 pm

This guy and girl couldn't do it normally, so they decided to take the 'dirt track', which ended up with the girl dropping 'dirt' all over the couch and floor. When the parents came home they apparently blamed the dog for having the 'dirt' and the dog got put down because of this.

Amusing story, but I call [censored]. Can't see a vet euthanising a dog because the owner says that the dog made a mess.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 2:00 am

Amusing story, but I call [censored]. Can't see a vet euthanising a dog because the owner says that the dog made a mess.
Since I don't know these people and I heard the story off a friend I'd assume the dog was pretty old. If I assume right here dogs when they are old can get like humans and lose control of their bowels so it'd happen anywhere at any time. :shrug:
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 9:28 am

Here in the UK you can only be charged with possession, intent to supply or supply. Isn't it the same in the states? (assuming you live there)

Would have to look up the article, but I think he was charged because he had drug materials on him for using the "intended" real thing.
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 5:51 pm

This guy and girl couldn't do it normally, so they decided to take the 'dirt track', which ended up with the girl dropping 'dirt' all over the couch and floor. When the parents came home they apparently blamed the dog for having the 'dirt' and the dog got put down because of this.
Why would the dog get put down for getting mud on the carpe- oh...oh no...OH GOD NO!
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 9:23 pm

Every time I watch World's Dumbest or any clips involving dumb people and stupid actions. Think the dumbest one i've heard of so far was a guy who bought a fake rock believing it to be drugs. He called the freaking cops complaining his supplier "ripped him off" with the cops telling him to wait there. Unbelievably the guy actually waited there then got miffed because he got arrested.
:stare: Sometimes I wish I could slap some sense into humanity, but that just won't happen any time soon. It's like the kid that jabs the fork into the electrical outlet, gets shocked and does it again.

drugs dealers have no right ripping off customers/potential customers.

and the prchaser of the (illegal) drugs has all the right to call the police for assisstance in getting back their money/getting dealer arrested

..am a tax payer, my view. i k ow, for a'fact, cops will help get back their mo ey.
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 8:19 pm

Why would the dog get put down for getting mud on the carpe- oh...oh no...OH GOD NO!
I thought I had to explain this one, and I would have thought let down, glad I don't need to....

Spoiler
POOP! POOP ON THE DECK!!
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 11:40 pm

This guy and girl couldn't do it normally, so they decided to take the 'dirt track', which ended up with the girl dropping 'dirt' all over the couch and floor. When the parents came home they apparently blamed the dog for having the 'dirt' and the dog got put down because of this.

Hmm, I thought this story sounded http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/sofa.asp...
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 5:16 pm

:eek:............Welp, nothing to see here.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 5:47 am

Not sure if this was posted in here but. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0XwRNnJW7U. :P
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 6:07 am

When people come to the outdoor mall and blame the customer service (me) for making them suffer in the heat and not turning the play fountains on earlier then we have it scheduled for the year.

So... I made you get in your car, drive to the out door mall parking lot, get out of your car, walk to the mall and stay outside for a long time in the hot sun? Ya ok.
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 11:19 pm

When I was a lad of 7 (see: 2556.75 days) I stole me mums credit card and used it to purchase a subscription to Playboy (step dad had them and I wanted to know what they were; thought it was a gaming magazine) and a year long WoW subscription. Looking back, I say "Really?".

I also say that whenever I spend at least 0.5 milliseconds on [censored].

Edit: whenever I spend at least 0.5 milliseconds on 4 Jackie Chans That censor just made my day.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 9:16 am

Read about a 30 year old woman in New Zealand who had eight kids, smoked and drank 2 1/2 gallons of Coke a day. :blink: She died.
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 10:32 pm

drugs dealers have no right ripping off customers/potential customers.

and the prchaser of the (illegal) drugs has all the right to call the police for assisstance in getting back their money/getting dealer arrested

..am a tax payer, my view. i k ow, for a'fact, cops will help get back their mo ey.

I do hope you're joking. Drug buyers have absolutely no rights when it comes to them getting ripped off. They are buying an illegal substance, for illegal purposes. Hell, people who unknowingly buy stolen electronic goods have absolutely no rights either, they quite often don't get their money back AND get their goods confiscated by the police. If someone who is completely innocent has no real recourse because they accidentally bought something illegal, a person buying illegal substances certainly shouldn't have any legal recourse to get their money back. They should be arrested and thrown in jail for admitting trying to buy said substance. Oh, and maybe be laughed at while in jail, just for good measure.
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 6:25 pm

Everything this damn annoying little [censored] in my class has said, God dammit. He trys to join in everyone's conversation and just comes out with seemingly random combinations of words said in-passing and you just have to ask why? And he's such a [censored]ter too. And another he'll try to butt-into your conversation by saying something like, "Did you say X there?" replacing X with something it couldn't have possibly been - another seemingly random garble of words. So annoying, he gets bullied to [censored] by the others now, though he continues to draw un-necessary hate and attention to himself through his [censored] and sheer stupidty both socially and academically.
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 6:06 pm

Everything this damn annoying little [censored] in my class has said, God dammit. He trys to join in everyone's conversation and just comes out with seemingly random combinations of words said in-passing and you just have to ask why? And he's such a [censored]ter too. And another he'll try to butt-into your conversation by saying something like, "Did you say X there?" replacing X with something it couldn't have possibly been - another seemingly random garble of words. So annoying, he gets bullied to [censored] by the others now, though he continues to draw un-necessary hate and attention to himself through his [censored] and sheer stupidty both socially and academically.

That's one of the most mean things I've heard someone say.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 6:21 am

That's one of the most mean things I've heard someone say.
You've never been to an Irish or English school have you?
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 8:29 am

That's one of the most mean things I've heard someone say.
Guy brings it on himself. Pretends to smoke as well, just swills the smoke around in his mouth and trys to hide the fact that he's had it in his mouth and then claims to have smoked for like 4 years. I really have no idea how he thinks, brought his constant butting in up with him and he just shrugs and says he can't help it. Earlier to-day I was working on some wires and he came over and hugged me and then walked off but tried to play it up for laughs... somehow. I just don't understand.

EDIT: Should that not be Irish or British? But yeah, that's what happens when you act like a weirdo in-front of the typical thuggish people from Grangetown - good ole Middlesbrough.
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 10:29 pm

Guy brings it on himself. Pretends to smoke as well, just swills the smoke around in his mouth and trys to hide the fact that he's had it in his mouth and then claims to have smoked for like 4 years. I really have no idea how he thinks, brought his constant butting in up with him and he just shrugs and says he can't help it. Earlier to-day I was working on some wires and he came over and hugged me and then walked off but tried to play it up for laughs... somehow. I just don't understand.

EDIT: Should that not be Irish or British? But yeah, that's what happens when you act like a weirdo in-front of the typical thuggish people from Grangetown - good ole Middlesbrough.

What if the kid has some kind of disorder that makes him socially awkward, like Asperger's syndrome, and he can't really help it?
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 6:09 am

What if the kid has some kind of disorder that makes him socially awkward, like Asperger's syndrome, and he can't really help it?
The thought has occured to me - in-fact I can't see any other obvious answer - don't see how that can change anything; he's still insufferable, needlessly antagonistic and arrogant - at times - and otherwise just plain annoying, butting into the conversations of people whom have been essentially bullying him for the past 8 months and telling ridiculous and fantastical lies to everyone. Maybe it annoys me personally, as another massive social introvert, because I picked-up long ago that a good way not to get picked and draw unwarrented attention is not to be incredibly loud and obnoxious all day long; the same scum steal all my work and bother me for being a dork all day long and I can't understand how someone who's been, again, pretty muched bullied for this long still continues to act the same way - how can any socialogical condition force someone to be oblivious or uncaring of such basic observations that these people have never liked him and don't want him butting into their conversations. Why pretend to smoke and just end up looking like a doyle every single time?
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 7:09 am

The thought has occured to me - in-fact I can't see any other obvious answer - don't see how that can change anything; he's still insufferable, needlessly antagonistic and arrogant - at times - and otherwise just plain annoying, butting into the conversations of people whom have been essentially bullying him for the past 8 months and telling ridiculous and fantastical lies to everyone. Maybe it annoys me personally, as another massive social introvert, because I picked-up long ago that a good way not to get picked and draw unwarrented attention is not to be incredibly loud and obnoxious all day long; the same scum steal all my work and bother me for being a dork all day long and I can't understand how someone who's been, again, pretty muched bullied for this long still continues to act the same way - how can any socialogical condition force someone to be oblivious or uncaring of such basic observations that these people have never liked him and don't want him butting into their conversations. Why pretend to smoke and just end up looking like a doyle every single time?

If everybody positively hates him, he really doesn't have any other options. Unless crawling away and withering to nothing is an option. The best thing to do would be to try and actually teach the guy some social skills, that way he won't always be like that and won't always be completely miserable, as he obviously is. Then there's the possibility of a mental disorder.
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 7:31 pm

If everybody positively hates him, he really doesn't have any other options. Unless crawling away and withering to nothing is an option. The best thing to do would be to try and actually teach the guy some social skills, that way he won't always be like that and won't always be completely miserable, as he obviously is. Then there's the possibility of a mental disorder.

I agree...although I also understand that it's easy to say looking at it from the outside.

A few years back, a couple that lived next door to me had a 10-year-old son who had ADHD, and he was over at my house constantly. He would talk a mile a minute and it was really hard to end conversations with him, without him trying to follow me into my house to keep talking, lol. He was a really nice kid, but I literally got bombarded every time I stepped outside of the house or got home from work. Part of me felt bad for him but, I have to admit, part of me got pretty annoyed after a while. He was a nice kid, but it was way too invasive. I had to literally run from my house to my car while pretending to be on the phone in order to avoid him (which didn't always work).
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 7:39 am

I do hope you're joking. Drug buyers have absolutely no rights when it comes to them getting ripped off. They are buying an illegal substance, for illegal purposes. Hell, people who unknowingly buy stolen electronic goods have absolutely no rights either, they quite often don't get their money back AND get their goods confiscated by the police. If someone who is completely innocent has no real recourse because they accidentally bought something illegal, a person buying illegal substances certainly shouldn't have any legal recourse to get their money back. They should be arrested and thrown in jail for admitting trying to buy said substance. Oh, and maybe be laughed at while in jail, just for good measure.

Jeez, what's with the personal vendetta?
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 11:23 pm

the local teens that think they're vampires.

what the hell guys? You aren't mythological creatures. You're idiots.


Oh, and people who get so mad at games they break things. It's called either learn to play the game, or walk away from it.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 5:27 am

Everything this damn annoying little [censored] in my class has said, God dammit. He trys to join in everyone's conversation and just comes out with seemingly random combinations of words said in-passing and you just have to ask why? And he's such a [censored]ter too. And another he'll try to butt-into your conversation by saying something like, "Did you say X there?" replacing X with something it couldn't have possibly been - another seemingly random garble of words. So annoying, he gets bullied to [censored] by the others now, though he continues to draw un-necessary hate and attention to himself through his [censored] and sheer stupidty both socially and academically.
It sounds like the kid just wants someone to talk to him. Have you ever tried holding a conversation with him? Or are you to afraid to, because of what others will think?
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 10:31 pm

The internet.


sixual predators come and get me.

Exhibit A for the jury.
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