This is embarrassing! I got owned by a mudcrab!

Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:07 pm

I was fighting with a group of powerful forsworn near markarth when I got hit by an arrow (no it wasn't to the knee) that did substantial amount of damage to my health, and just before I could heal myself a damn http://youtu.be/Iu9MKu2YLj4 that caused me to die! The audacity is that the little turd walked right over my body like a boss! Too bad I didn't get this on video because it would've been one hell of a funny moment.

How on earth can I explain my death to the people in sovngarde?
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:52 am

Milkdrinkers like you don't go to Sovngarde. Have fun in Peryite's Purgatory of the Pathetic, foo'!
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Jack Walker
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:50 pm

Step 1: delete this thread
Step 2: don't ever mention this incident again
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kasia
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:52 pm

You can enter the afterlife with the knowledge that a future capital building for the reborn Great House Redoran was responsible for your demise :biggrin:
I hate them too, they tend to get my character while I am occupied with locating flying and swimming Alchemy ingredients.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:27 pm

I was fighting with a group of powerful forsworn near markarth when I got hit by an arrow (no it wasn't to the knee) that did substantial amount of damage to my health, and just before I could heal myself a damn http://youtu.be/Iu9MKu2YLj4 that caused me to die! The audacity is that the little turd walked right over my body like a boss! Too bad I didn't get this on video because it would've been one hell of a funny moment.

How on earth can I explain my death to the people in sovngarde?

Hope you don't mind, but your post just made me giggle in glee! :laugh:
Sounds like you wouldn't mind, because you said it would've been a funny moment to watch on video (then uploaded to youtube I assume)
Sounds funny though. I probably would've laughed like a loon if I had seen this youtube. :tongue:

An arrow to the what.... did you say...... knee?? :tongue: Only joking. :smile:
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Miguel
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:45 am

Holy mudcraps. They're working for Alduin to rid Skyrim of Dragonborn.
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Marquis deVille
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:45 am

You have my complete sympathy...my name says it all...so embarassing.
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Mrs shelly Sugarplum
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:21 am

You have my complete sympathy...my name says it all...so embarassing.
Should've gone with the lycanthropy...then you could've chosen a different user name. :lol:
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:00 pm

Milkdrinkers like you don't go to Sovngarde. Have fun in Peryite's Purgatory of the Pathetic, foo'!


I was afraid of that :(

Hope you don't mind, but your post just made me giggle in glee! :laugh:
Sounds like you wouldn't mind, because you said it would've been a funny moment to watch on video (then uploaded to youtube I assume)
Sounds funny though. I probably would've laughed like a loon if I had seen this youtube. :tongue:

An arrow to the what.... did you say...... knee?? :tongue: Only joking. :smile:

No worries. I thought it was hilarious.. After I died the mudcrab started attacking the remanding forsworn
that I tried to kill. He was at low health level as well so it didn't surprise me to see that the mudcrab killed him off too lol

Mudcrabs are bosses I tell you.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:51 pm

Mudcrabs scare the bejeezus out of me. I hate the way they hide. HOLY CRAP THATS NOT A ROCK!!
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Chloe Botham
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:51 pm

Would be more funnier if the mudcrab was Dr. Zoidberg like that one mod.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:15 pm

I was fighting a dragon a while back, and it landed on the ground (like they do sometimes) and it was killed by two frostbite spiders and a mudcrab! And then the mudcrab was killed by one of the spiders!
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:21 pm

Please tell me you have the posh mudcrab mod?

would have made even funnier.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:49 pm

Please tell me you have the posh mudcrab mod?

would have made even funnier.

You mean this mod? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSHvPJD_558 according to the description you can get it by going to http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=1709#content
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:09 am

Well when you get to Sovngarde, just say it was a really BIG mud crab. :biggrin:
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Chris Duncan
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:10 pm

I was fighting with a group of powerful forsworn near markarth when I got hit by an arrow (no it wasn't to the knee) that did substantial amount of damage to my health, and just before I could heal myself a damn http://youtu.be/Iu9MKu2YLj4 that caused me to die! The audacity is that the little turd walked right over my body like a boss! Too bad I didn't get this on video because it would've been one hell of a funny moment.

How on earth can I explain my death to the people in sovngarde?

LOL :lol:

You can always say that you were attacked by a lot of them ;)
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:25 pm

Well when you get to Sovngarde, just say it was a really BIG mud crab. :biggrin:
Like the one in that video?
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:09 pm

Step 1: delete this thread
Step 2: don't ever mention this incident again

What happens on the Internet, remains on the Internet, forever.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:41 pm

What happens on the Internet, remains on the Internet, forever.
Who told you? What did you see? :o
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Jason Rice
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:24 am

:rofl:

Well you could lie and say it was a dragon. :tongue:
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Laura-Lee Gerwing
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:47 pm

See, this happens when you aren't an altmer... wait, it happens to the unaware. Yeah... Those mudcrabs, they're mean. Just be more aware and run away next time. You can also use fast healing.
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Honey Suckle
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:41 pm

Mudcrabs bites way harder than in previous games so they are an danger then you are distracted and is low level or hurt.
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Wane Peters
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:10 pm

Mudcrabs scare the bejeezus out of me. I hate the way they hide. HOLY CRAP THATS NOT A ROCK!!

If sighted by my 2-hander barbarian, I sneak to them and, pooooof! Stay in ground SOB! But then again, I've been scared [censored]less so many times because one of the buggers decides to shorten my calves :o
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Sophie Morrell
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:40 pm

I never kill mudcrabs, i think they kind of sweet. :biggrin:
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Emily Graham
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:44 pm

To begin with I found them difficult.
Then after lvl 20 or so, they became easy all of a sudden
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