I took an arrow in the knee, does that mean I have to be a guard now?

No, it means you should find a way to be funny without using memes as a crutch.

Unfortunetly yes. I think Whiterun is searching for new applicants for guard duty. Sorry to hear that your adventures are eleminated

My name is forum member who isn't very nice to people who are new to game forums.

The best (and funniest!) part about that meme is how so many people get so furious about it. It's like one giant piece of flame-bait.

If it wouldn't be considered trolling/flame-baiting, I'd be using it all the time in my posts.

Yes.

Report to one of the towns right away.

Yes. If you take an arrow to the other knee as well you'll also get promoted to Watch Captain.

Maybe you should try taking your knee to an arrow instead 0.o

It's time to breakout that whiterun armor and start patrolling