I am trying to make heads and tails out of Bethesda’s Skyrim marriage option(s). I chose to marry Ysolda almost at the beginning of the game. At that point I didn’t own a house, so I had to move into Ysolda’s house. So, she and my character meet back at her house, hopefully to consummate the marriage. It was late at night and my character was tired and wanted to jump in the rack, for a little lovin’ and some badly needed R&R. What I got was the following:

“Wow our need home,” or something to that affect? “Hello my Love! Goodbye my love.” So, as I was about to get into bed and selected the “T” for rest, I get and error message saying that I can’t sleep there, because I was asked to leave. What the hell kind of marriage is that Bethesda?

I was married once for three years and my wife was never like that at all. In fact, she was a total witch in the end. She was like a Jekyll and Hyde. After the wedding ring went on her finger she became Hyde. (Then I caught her cheating on me and there went the marriage.) That being said, however, there were some lucid moments when we were quite pleasurably intimate.

Given that our children today are being taught six education early on in high school, TV shows and commercials are televising more and more soft porm, as with PG 13 movies, these days, I fail to see the reason with such idiocy in your marriage options. Let’s face it, my thirteen year old Grand Niece knows as much about six as I do and I and nearly 65 years old. Anyone else have any thoughts on the subject? I would love to hear them. Thank you.

Sounds about right actually. Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the expression "heads or tails".

Remember "Mr. Wilson" from "Dennis the menace"... He had seporate beds for him and his wife... Perhaps she is like that.

Do you snore? Perhaps she knows about that, and refuses to let you sleep in the same room. Who needs R&R, drag her into the living-room, for some living!

Sounds like you need a new wife... again...

Third time is a charm!

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You lost it at the last part.

Oh, that's funny!

I have my Grand Niece on my Facebook page, as a friend. You would shutter at what she talks about with her friends: no joke.

Did you go out and try to come back in? I've had no problem sleeping in the beds at my wife's house.

Fable 3?

Map's huge but if your looking for depth you have to use your imagination.

No! I just went and rented a room at the Inn. As I probably would in real life.

I admit, I smiled.

Well, I don't know what she talks with her friends. Maybe you're right or maybe it's you ... ?
Anyways, I think your ingame problem is just a bug, try to reload or get out of the house like "thewayshemoves" said.

Edit: You should better stop posting thing which are not game-related.

Heh sounds a lot like my first marriage actually.

But seriously marriage could have been more than leeching off money once in a while and getting home-cooked meals. If this is what marriage is like for the Nords there must be a lot of marriage councilors at work oh and prosttutes of course. Makes you wonder where all the kids come from but seeing their horrible personalities and they all look like clones at the exact same age I guess they are just sload in disguise waiting to spring their trap.
Poor Nords, six-education is seriously needed.

You don't sleep by pressing "T" for rest. You sleep by pressing "E" for use on the bed.

I was just trying to make a point. And, therefore, it is in a sense game related. If my anology offends you I apologize. There again, to each his or her own.

Maybe that's what happen then. My bad!

I totally agree. I suppose that's why there's a mod out to make children killable. And, that is what baffles me about Bethesda's idea of a video game marriage. If they are trying to keep the game limited to a PG-13 audience by limiting the marriage options, while avoiding anything to do with six there is an awful lot of violence and disrespectful children in-game. Apparently the latter two are acceptable whereas the six in marriage is seemingly taboo. Oh well, such as life in the gaming world. Still, if all I am looking for in an RPG video game is six. There is always Fallout New Vegas and Dragon Age Origins to fall back on. Still, the option for six wasn't my initial bewilderment when posting this thread.

Thank you all for your wonderful responses.