I turned Lydia into a sweetroll... : V

» Mon May 28, 2012 10:56 am

So I was messing around with the Wabbajack... and Lydia got in my line of fire... she's currently a sweetroll lying on the floor... can I turn her back? My latest save is quite a while back...

EDIT: It's done. I have consumed my long time companion. She is being digested as we speak... I had to do it... if someone would've stolen her... it would have been a horrible fate. At least she went with dignity.

What a way to go. I feel like I have consumed her power... then again, maybe not. Either way, t'was a tasty snack.

» Mon May 28, 2012 1:23 pm

let me guess someone stole her....

» Mon May 28, 2012 6:40 pm

Eat her.
Eat Lydia, it's what she would have wanted.

» Mon May 28, 2012 9:54 pm

Eat her.
Eat Lydia, it's what she would have wanted.

That's gross.

» Tue May 29, 2012 12:00 am

Weird. I always thought of her as a nutty bun.

» Mon May 28, 2012 9:59 am

That's gross.

XD oh Khajiit.

» Mon May 28, 2012 2:55 pm

Pick her up and carry her around with you, then if it comes to eating her it will be to save your life and that's how she would want it.

» Mon May 28, 2012 1:45 pm

That's gross.

All women love to be eaten as soft, succulent sweet rolls.
It's fact of nature.

» Mon May 28, 2012 10:34 pm

do you still get lovers comfort if you sleep near the sweetroll

» Mon May 28, 2012 8:58 am

I'd eat her.

» Mon May 28, 2012 10:57 am

I'd eat her.

I bet you would :hubbahubba:

» Mon May 28, 2012 12:07 pm

So I was messing around with the Wabbajack... and Lydia got in my line of fire... she's currently a sweetroll lying on the floor... can I turn her back? My latest save is quite a while back...

EDIT: It's done. I have consumed my long time companion. She is being digested as we speak... I had to do it... if someone would've stolen her... it would have been a horrible fate. At least she went with dignity.

What a way to go. I feel like I have consumed her power... then again, maybe not. Either way, t'was a tasty snack.

I did this to shadowmere lol

» Mon May 28, 2012 9:14 am

I was going to suggest trying the Wabbajack on her again, but oh well...

» Mon May 28, 2012 9:00 am

mmmmmmmm Lydia........

» Mon May 28, 2012 6:50 pm

I was going to suggest trying the Wabbajack on her again, but oh well...

Pfft, eating her was much more satisfying. She's not carrying my burdens anymore, I'm carrying hers... in my stomach.

» Mon May 28, 2012 6:30 pm

Pfft, eating her was much more satisfying. She's not carrying my burdens anymore, I'm carrying hers... in my stomach.

So if she was carrying 100's of lbs of gear before you wabbajacked her... then you ate her... where did the gear go? Better pray it doesn't wear off.

» Mon May 28, 2012 8:23 am

You should of used her as a weapon.

Sweetroll to the face is deadly.

» Mon May 28, 2012 12:09 pm

I'm sure she had a VERY sharp blade of some sort on her. Enjoy crapping that out.

» Mon May 28, 2012 6:26 pm

She always seemed to be a sweet girl to me. :whistling:

Must try this myself, just for laughs. :biggrin:

» Mon May 28, 2012 8:15 pm

OP i LOL'd so hard, so hard :tes:

» Mon May 28, 2012 2:45 pm

As you guys says... "I lolled hard"

As hard as I could.

A sweetroll.. whata[censored]..

» Mon May 28, 2012 3:05 pm

What an end for poor Lydia. Ah that made me chuckle.

» Mon May 28, 2012 3:38 pm

I want the Wabbajack! I know what I must do tonight, Daedric quests for the Wabbajack.

» Mon May 28, 2012 10:42 am

Just....LOL wut?! Seems all marriages end with stomach aches somehow.

» Mon May 28, 2012 4:21 pm

Just....LOL wut?! Seems all marriages end with stomach aches somehow.

There's sad things you can do in the game.

You can revive and marry Astrid after she's all burnt if you have the right console commands. :S