It's hilarious but it needs this: "I do the [censored] and cleaning around the palace!" That would make me laugh to pieces personally, because that dialogue is so [censored] annoying.
"Another wanderer here to lick my Father's d!@#" (#2 because I ALWAYS hear that dialogue!!!) "Last thing the Black-Briars need is some stranger sticking there d!@# where it doesn't belong..." "We can do this one of two ways. You can walk off with me to the keep, or I can f!@# your lifeless body. Your choice." (#1)
"Another wanderer here to lick my Father's d!@#" (#2 because I ALWAYS hear that dialogue!!!) "Last thing the Black-Briars need is some stranger sticking there d!@# where it doesn't belong..." "We can do this one of two ways. You can walk off with me to the keep, or I can f!@# your lifeless body. Your choice." (#1)
Shame on you vulwulf snow-shod! how can you do that to your own daughter!?!?!?! I can see it now.... Chris henson coming into the picture to have a little discussion with him.
lol, that was good. You missed a really good one, the Battle-Born guy standing at the market in Whiterun. He says something like "you know what the problem with people is these days? Every one is obsessed with [bleep]