I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took an Arro : V

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:55 am

has every single guard taken a arrow to the knee? because it all kinda makes sense to why Guards are so tought? because they used to be Adventurers?
also wouldnt an Army of wounded Adventurers make a weak army?

wait is the Dragonborn DESTINED to become a Guard if he takes a arrow to the knee? someone help me please im really scared

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:37 am

I used to be a Guard like you, but then I took a Sweetroll to the knee. :sadvaultboy:

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:59 am

Well only if he's been to the Cloud District. Oh what am I saying, of course he hasn't.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:03 pm

Its a new internet meme

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:23 pm

Im startin to think that im the dragonborn, just dont know it yet

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:15 am

I used to think it was absurd that you can't get good sweetrolls in this skeeverhole of a city, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:02 am

True Nords continue to adventure up until, and after, having their knee dismembered in glorious combat.

Thus, the guards are the washouts of Skyrim.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:28 am

Maybe some of the guards are also Dragonborn and just don't know it yet.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:41 am

Damn gimpy guards...no wonder the Thalmor are taking over.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:37 am

I used to think it was absurd that you can't get good sweetrolls in this skeeverhole of a city, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

lmao nice dude. its funny, ive taken so many arrows, specifically to the thigh(s)

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:35 pm

Whats worse, is knowing that I have seen worse arrow injuries in the game. We all have. I don't know how many times Lydia has had arrows sticking out of her face, but she still follows me to oblivion and back. ROFL

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:21 am

*Checks forum*

*Sees the umptmillionth thread about the arrow in the knee*

Just how many threads before people finally move onto the second knee? :tongue:

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:45 am

I used to be an arrow, but then i hit an adventurer to the knee...

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:49 am

I used to be Dragonbord but I didn't know it, then someone stole my sweetroll after I was lollygaggin'.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:31 pm

*Checks forum*

*Sees the umptmillionth thread about the arrow in the knee*

Just how many threads before people finally move onto the second knee? :tongue:

Your guy looks like Russel Crowe

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:29 am

I heard that new members of the guards have to fetch the mead?

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:09 pm

I used to be a sweetroll, then I took Curved. Swords. to the Skeever hole and lost my wolfish grin that is unsettling.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:29 am

*Checks forum*

*Sees the umptmillionth thread about the arrow in the knee*

Just how many threads before people finally move onto the second knee? :tongue:

nonono
i think ur mistaken, this thread is 1pp% orignal

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:39 pm

Wait...I know you! I took your arrow to my knee.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:55 am

It's the part where you fall down and take an arrow to the knee!

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:13 am

has every single guard taken a arrow to the knee? because it all kinda makes sense to why Guards are so tought? because they used to be Adventurers?
also wouldnt an Army of wounded Adventurers make a weak army?

wait is the Dragonborn DESTINED to become a Guard if he takes a arrow to the knee? someone help me please im really scared

Lol. You look sick. Are you sick, you look pale.
Ohh. And my favorite. "is that fur growing out of your ears?". Auh, yeah it is. I'm a kajhit dumb [censored]. It would be odd if my ears were the only non furry places right?

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:34 am

All of these Skyrim guards are turkeys. I took an arrow to the knee…it stayed there…for 7 whole hours. I declined the security guard job offer from Whiterun.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:53 am

Arrow. Knee. [points]

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:04 pm

Ohh. And my favorite. "is that fur growing out of your ears?". Auh, yeah it is. I'm a kajhit dumb [censored]. It would be odd if my ears were the only non furry places right?

They tell me the exact same thing! Problem is: I'm a Redguard.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:50 pm

Hopefully, once the CK is out, someone will mod 'em

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the.."

(insert your favorite piece of anatomy here)
arm
wrist
butt
foot
etc
etc
etc
etc
etc