Vampires rally behind me...the dawnguard shall perish! Threa : V - Skyrim

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:12 pm

Soon my fellow nightwalkers, very soon... MWUHAHAHAHA :bonk:

Your avatar makes that statement one of the most disturbing things I have ever read.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:03 pm

We have armored trolls
Goodbye Vampires

Dawnguard FTW

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:21 am

Finally, all the garlic I've been collecting will have some good use.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:08 am

Living....or dead, we who svckle at the withered teat of the Night Mother do not discriminate. You shall all be cast into the cold empty void......of Sithis.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:15 pm

There is only Sithis.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:30 am

Dawnguard, be prepared to burn in the fire of the oblivion, may Molag Bal the great eats your flesh and bones with satisfaction... muhaahahah

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:13 am

99 vampires on the wall, 99 vampires on the wall!
You flame them out, you cut them down!
98 vampires left on the wall, 98 vampires left on the wall!

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:01 pm

I'm gonna go abe lincoln on those blood svckers and four score that ass

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:14 am

Your avatar makes that statement one of the most disturbing things I have ever read.

Be afraid.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:17 am

I'm going to have loads of fun slaughtering the pathetic Dawnguard.

It'll be like a bunch of Kindergarten students hunting a bear.

:devil:

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:44 pm

I hope it's not a necessity to be a competent mage when we become vampire lords, it seems that in demonstrations, magic has been a priority for them.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:56 am

Hi Nocturne.

I'm going to have loads of fun slaughtering the pathetic Dawnguard.

It'll be like a bunch of Kindergarten students hunting a bear.

:devil:

You do realize if the vampires "rally behind" their leader, they'll be so much easier to kill, don't you? It'll be like shooting sitting ducks. Almost makes you want buy Dawnguard, just for the pleasure of shooting down one after the other, after the other, after the other. So, by all means, rally behind whomever, in a single row, preferably. :biggrin:

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:24 pm

I'll be in charge of... keeping our mouth wash stocks in check?

Someon needs to do it. We are vampires after all.

Finally, all the garlic I've been collecting will have some good use.

Except garlic has no effect on the vampires in TES...

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:45 am

Hello there Grif of Hearts. Hope your day is going your way.

I'll be in charge of... keeping our mouth wash stocks in check?

Someon needs to do it. We are vampires after all.

Except garlic has no effect on the vampires in TES... :tongue:

Oh, but crossbows do. A hell of an effect! :biggrin:

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:36 am

If you hit us, that is.

The vampire lord looked hellishly fast in the Dawnguard trailer.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:16 am

A bunch of mortals refusing to be part of the food chain? Then they must be wiped out. Time to end the evil tyranny of the sun! And the corrupt Dawnguards will fall along with it.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:14 am

Ah, but I, who shall side with the Dawnguard have power of glitches! So vampires, please, don't even try to defy my 2156154651 Damage and 541123218 Armor Rating! Please, don't, you might get hurt.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:22 am

Hi all!

I've wondered if, lore wise, do female vampires have all the bodily functions pertaining to women. Also, lore wise, is it true vampires wear make up? Much appreciated! :biggrin:

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:34 am

Yep, apparently the vampires do need to survive, that is why they seek to darken the sun, or else they will be destroyed. That is why Harkon refers to the sun as "tryannical". Obviously, the Elder Scrolls are prophetic pages that announce coming prophecies.

And from the Hands on Interview from French Magazine:

"All of this prophecy from the Elder Scroll is the annihilation of vampires, the famous Tyranny of the Sun."

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:30 am

Hi all!

I've wondered if, lore wise, do female vampires have all the bodily functions pertaining to women. Also, lore wise, is it true vampires wear make up? Much appreciated! :biggrin:

I always wondered this too and I did do my research. No, female vampires do not have periods, considering they are frozen in the age that they have been bitten or turned. And they are naturally dead.

Makeup? Depends on the vampire, I suppose. If a vampire is a noblewoman or works in politics, I am sure they would wear makeup. Alva in Morthal seems to have makeup, presumably to lure in men.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:26 am

A bunch of mortals refusing to be part of the food chain? Then they must be wiped out. Time to end the evil tyranny of the sun! And the corrupt Dawnguards will fall along with it.

That's the plan :devil:

but I do have a good knight who's gonna make himself a tooth necklace, mawhahahahahahahahahahhahahhah

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:08 pm

I'm not sure which side I'll take either, as you can see my avatar, you can safely assume what I am

You're... the MOON?!

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:33 am

Let there be no more light as the blood of the Dawnguard shields my brothers and sisters from the tyranny of the sun. We shall rule all of Tamriel together, forever.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:39 pm

You'll have my spells

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:55 am

You'll have my spells

Do you have a beard?