Vilkas the Pimp

Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:52 am

I've noticed some funny behavior from Vilkas while playing the game tonight.

I'm running the UFO mod and currently have about 3 female followers relaxing around my Breezehome abode in Whiterun. Anyway, I was running around the house putting various items into various containers after returning from an adventure, and while upstairs I hear a definite MALE voice downstairs. Now again, I only have the 3 females in the house. So I go downstairs and it is Vilkas. He asks the females, "Hey, any of you ladies need a big strong man?"

And he gets the response, "I dunno, if I see any around I'll let you know." Then all of the ladies start laughing at him, he mumbles something and leaves the house with his head hung low. I chuckle and go back upstairs to continue sorting my ill-gotten gains.

About a minute later, Vilkas is back in my house, obviously looking for more punishment at the hands of the ladies... and he's running the same old line on them. They sent him packing a second time.

I just thought it was so funny that he came back for more.

So, I go out on another adventure and come back home several days later, and who is in my home again? Vilkas of course. And as soon as I walk inside, he asks, "You lost?" svcka, you may be my bro, but this is MY house. Perhaps it is YOU who is lost?

Anyway, I've heard these lines from NPCs before, but the timing during this play-session had me laughing. :)
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