lol that is funny
mine is going to winterhold in the last mage quest fighting spirits in the town and such then a dragon attacks so the mages all fall of the bridge the spirits and dragon attacks me the gaurds attack the dragon and the dragon attacks everyone i somehow come out with only minor damage but the dragon and half the gaurds are dead and there is one spirit left and all the mages are just gone lol talk about no survivors
bet thsoe mages were juuuuuust fine
my story involves a waterfall, a fight on a log, a dragon, a troll, and a seige on a bandit camp/tower thing
i was ridding along going east when i seen 2 towers connected by a large bridge over a river (which was just made for diving!). i walked up to the gate and a bandit demanded 200 gold, i gave her fifty and she expected me to go on my marry way (i did not know that yet). i thought i would be allowed ot visit the towers since i paid the toll, so i walked in and everyone aggroed me (well almsot eveyone, one bandit fell out of the tower and aggroed my horse

) so i killed them all before taking a dive off of the perfect bridge. after falling for what seemed like a mile (and being saved by a few feet of water) i was whisked down river (not that i tried to get out of it) and right over a watefall! when i hit the bottom i found a way back up (where my horse was conviently waiting) and headed south east. after i rode a bit i seen another river that i decided to follow (up river). when i seen a log suspended over a waterfall (which was much larger than the last one i jumped off of) so i wanted to walk over. about half way through i seen a lone bandit who i then unreleanting forced off of the log into the river (but he hit a rock on the way down

) after staring in awe at the waterfall a dragon decided to swoop in and ruin my good time, so i jumped! i actually survived (and seen the poor sob who didnt

) and got away from the dragon (who went off killing my horse). i swam to shore only to be greeted, a little way south of the waterfall (which i had to climb again to go on), by a normal troll, who promptly pounded my face into the ground