Just seen a rabbit swimming up stream, well more gliding up stream. Still made me chuckle. Anyone else got any weird funny moments they'd like to share?

ha i swam after what i thought was a weird fish under murky water only to find it was a rabbit...apparently rabbits of skyrim have gils

Okay, had a funny moment with a bug from a Mod.

Last night I was going through a cave/dungeon with Jango (it is from a mod) he set of a trap in this hallway that had a series of them killing himself. Unfortunately for him his destiny was to be ping ponged in that hallway for eternity. I wish I had had the means to record loaded as it was pretty funny.

While I had Derkeethus as a follower, he somehow got hold of TCL and started walking in the air and ground after I fast travelled. (only happened once, I fixed it by reloading, and fast traveling again was o.k.)

In a Draugr tomb after killing three Deathlords in a room (yay that was fun) one of them, though "dead", was standing and walking in place. When I came back two game days later he was still there and walking. I don't remember how many fireballs/incinerates I blasted him with trying to kill him before realizing something was wrong.

A bear flew through the roof of the cave. Had to kill by hitting its paws.
Also a deer took a swim through the water, or rather a walk.
Dessicated corpse stretched for 10 feet across a room.

I killed a dragur and after he died I pulled a lever to open the gate next to him, as I opened the gate his head got caught on it and he was impaled on the spike and just hung there.

I was in Riften, minding my own business when a Thieve must of spawned then straight away ran back into the building. Well now all the guards were still looking for him. So I ended up with like 80 guards in Riften looking for this one guy.

Oh and another one. Another Thief spawned and quickly ran into the Bee And Barb, so I gave chase. I entered to see a dead thief and a live one running around like an idiot. So I kill him.; I guess a cloned spawned and died because they had the exact same things.

I guess I just stay in Riften too much.

I have three thieves running back and forth in the Bee and Barb in Riften, bumping into everyone and everything.... Any more of them beam in and it's going to be hard talking to anyone there.

Heading across the tundra towards whiterun i came across 1 mammoth standing on top of another mammoth. Who'd have thought such large beasts could be so agile!

Once I decapitated a guy who was standing in front of a chair, and his headless dead body fell into sitting position. Then I put his head in a basket and put the basket in front of him. Stupid, I know...

Oh he was just trying to get some lovin and got confused.

That or they were looking for predators.

I find goats in the strangest places like on my roof in Whiterun. Everyone was suddenly in their undies, stuff like that. Its fun to fit it in to your rp

Some time ago, Eola and I were hanging out on the balcony (extending from the rented room) of the Banner Mare in Whiterun. Eola was sitting in the chair next to the stairs, but I decided to sit there. Well, after activating her, I apparently sat down too fast or something and the cpu got a little confused and left her standing on the arms of the chair, leaning against the giant moosehead. Thus, my now sitting character literally had her head up Eola's skirt.

After about twenty seconds or so, the physics code seemed to recognize something was amiss and while it tried to figure out a pathing solution, Eola started to shudder for a few seconds. The code apparently gave up on a path and teleported her to a normal standing position next to the chair.

I'm assuming I don't need to draw a picture for you to visualize what this looked like ....

I still like the one liner from
A whindhelm guard; whistle* "is your armor made of dragon scales?!" love the little things

I killed this guy off a ledge and he fell right into a crypt-coffin.

Would have loved to have seen that.

This one once caught a fish, then threw it back for no reason, Silly Jo'Nyan does not know why she does such things!

I saw a body floating along the river from nowhere.

Not funny, but kinda cool in a grim way.

This XDDD

Yeeah, I had a Giant and mammoth appear out of NO WHERE (respawning I guess?) and the giant died instantly, the mammoth had half health, so I killed it....Was very odd....lol

I once got killed for the crime of Lollygagging.

I was at the alchemy station in the shop in Solitude just practicing, when my IRL wife walked into the room. I was talking to her for a couple minutes and when I looked back to the game I saw "you get a 5 gold bounty". Im trying to figure out how that could happen when Im not doing anything and then the shopkeeper starts making hostile noises. Apparenty Im tresspassing - the shop is closed and I didnt leave when asked. So now she is chasing me out into Solitude and the guards get in on it. And cicero. I think Cicero might have killed someone - he is pretty badass. They wouldnt let me surrender by that point so I just reloaded.

I was in werewolf form on my Warrior and I had some guy down in the kill animation where I was tearing his throat out with my teeth and he manages to gurgle out "Is that the best you've got?"

I dragged the bodies of three bandits under one of those stone doors that drop down when you pull a chain and when the door came down it smashed into their bodies so hard that they got stuck into the door and when I lifted the door back up they were all dangling there, one guy by only his leg. It was pretty funny looking.

Dropped an axe in dragonsreach, and a guard started arguing with me about not leaving dangerous stuff in the open. I told him i did not care, and he gave me a bounty! Ahh, the radiant thing at its best