I think what I'll do is see if I can play the PC version at 9pm tomorrow, and hopefully also be able to figure out how well it runs on my system... and if it either isn't showing itself when expected, or I get it and it runs poorly, I'll go pick up a console copy and just unfortunately have to live with having spent the money on the PC version.
If I get it at 9pm, and it runs well, I'll cancel my preorder with them.
Btw I like your icon a lot, not only because I am a big Game of Thrones fan, both book and TV series, but also because I love wordplay and puns, and have thought of that same one before

Not in connection with Game of Thrones though. Well played.