What are your personal names of the creatures and things of : V

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:30 am

I call Giants Halflings (they dont look tall enough to be a giant maybe if a mammoth was the size of a small dog to them...)

I call chaurus Scribs

Horkers = walrus/seal

skeevers = rats

wolves = doggy

trolls = fuzzies / apes depending on how annoying they get

dragon = flame/ice breather

Falmor = Smeagul (creepy Lord of the Rings thinger)

so what do you call the creatures of Skyrim ?

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:18 pm

I call them what they are. Or, when I'm in the thick of it...

"DIE YOU ROTTEN SON OF A *****!"

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:41 am

chaurus = Big [censored]inng bug
horker = big [censored] walrus
skeever = big [censored] rat
wolves = pusy wolves
trolls = big [censored] monkey
dragon = big [censored] lizard
fallmer = eyeless, nasty things.
( I really call them by their real name, except for the Falmer they really are nasty things)

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:09 pm

Dragons = Derg'ns

:{D~

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:02 am

I usually call them by their actual names, but I call variants by their normal name (Frost Trolls = Trolls) and more fearsome variants by the suffix (Charus Reaper = Reaper). All Draugr I call Draugr, though.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:46 pm

Well, I call my conjured frost atronach "Frosty"

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:49 am

things you find in the grass:
nabbit rabbits-played by them selves
fagnabbits-foxes
skabnabbits-skeeva

random killing thing in the dark:
trees dudes - elder spriggan
chimps n chimps 'delux' - trolls
nastys ie spiders
trillobytes - charus
laurel and hardy - steam constructs
weinmer-falmer(also know as skimps, rarely seen with chimps.)
ect ect

oh i forgot the astrospacks! gotta hate them.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:20 pm

Pretty much call everything by its name. If they were long and complicated than I prolly would shorten it up, but I am fine with where they are right now.

Oh, but I do call Farengar something other than his own name. I call him "The Castle Homosixual".

I don't like him, if you didn't figure that out.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:42 am

Everything: arrow fodder.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:59 am

Pretty much call everything by its name. If they were long and complicated than I prolly would shorten it up, but I am fine with where they are right now.

Oh, but I do call Farengar something other than his own name. I call him "The Castle Homosixual".

I don't like him, if you didn't figure that out.

yeah nick names are mainly just for fun in my opinion like joke lyrics or somthing. some are useful try talking about falmer and thalmor to some one who does play for 5 mins and theb get them to explain back to you the twisted entity that has become the falmor! lol

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:42 am

Thalmor - Tall pricks

wolves - annoying puppies

Guards - ex-adventurers

Bandits - outcasts

Vampires - blood svckas

Werewolves - BIG annoying puppies

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:56 pm

I call them what they are. Or, when I'm in the thick of it...

"DIE YOU ROTTEN SON OF A *****!"

This.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:29 am

Every thing by their root name... except Draugr Deathlords, those Deathlords.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:52 am

Guards = Annoying clones

Thalmor = Dead

Horkers = Puppy!

Dragons = graphically overhauled cliffracers

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:10 am

Horkers-hokers

Thalmor "Die, a!sholes!!"

The Empire- Sell-out B$st!rds

Dragons- "oh son of a b!tch, I'm just trying to get to my quest!"

Followers- Cannon Fodder

Dragur- Deadmen in Drag

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:32 am

Trolls are generally referred to as '[censored] it'

Falmer are reavers

dragons are draguns

Dwemer are dwarves

Whiterun, windhelm, winterhold are all... which ever one I think to call it at that time, I constantly get these mixed up (Seriously, I called it the college of whiterun for like a month)

Sabre tooth cats are [censored] kitties

Thalmor are evil elves

Any armored posse after me are a slew of cunningly crafted expletives I cannot repeat when my children are awake.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:19 am

What I call dragons -- OhcrapOhcrapOhcrapOhcrap

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:39 am

Most of the NPCs, horses, and followers usually referred to as "dumb-ass." Examples:

Get out of the way, dumb-ass.

What are you stuck on dumb-ass?

Come back here dumb-ass.

Yes I know you work for Belethor, dumb-ass.

Stop attacking, dumb-ass!

You get the idea.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:47 pm

Other then callign all the dwemer thigns golems or robots I tend to stick to their normal names.

And Falmer goblins, cause really, they might as well be.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:04 am

Well seeing as though Horkers are clearly the hardest creature in the game it is safe to say that they are called Boss.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:04 am

[censored] = everyone that attacks me who isn't an animal.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:14 am

You want to really know what i called them?

1. Wolf: Jacob Black

2. Vampire : Edward

NO DUDE, im not twil*ght addicted...

usualy, im saying like this "Die you stupid jacob [censored]!"

3. Skeever: Big Rat
4. Spider: YUUK!!! I HATE SPIDER
5. Falmer: Old blind man
6. Dragon: M*therf*cker

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:46 pm

Interesting one and if you actually dim the interface until the HUD is almost invisible you have to make up names yourself.

Anything I usually find in a tomb that looks like it should be dead- Zombie or undead.

A mean looking undead knight in deep dungeon- Undead Knight.

Spider- Spider.

Wolf- Wolf.

Fox-Fox

Troll- Big monster, until I figured it was a Troll, then `Troll`.

Giants- giants.

Those elepahnts- mammoths.

Skeever: rat.

Witches and women that attack me- b*tches.

Men and wizards that attack me- B*stards.

Dragons: Big monster, but also Dragon.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:09 am

Horkers-hokers

Out of curiosity, how much did hey charge?

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:06 am

The only name they need. Dead.