What Dragon Shout you would use in your everyday life? : V

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:36 am

I saw a competition that gave prizes for the best answer to:
What DragonShout would you us e(if you could) in real life, and why?
I thought this would make for some fun answers...

Me? I'd use Animal Allegiance on my neighbor's dog.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:05 am

Slow Time would be pretty neat. I'm fairly bad at keeping time, which means I'm usually late for College/Work/Meetings etc.
It'd be nice to have a few extra moments to beat the clock!

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:20 am

Either Slow Time (see above) or Become Ethereal. Bouncer's in clubs being annoying @*&$@*$, no prob, I'll just go invisible, walk inside and you can't stop me. Or think of any random situation. It would be proper hilarious though. Just before shaking someone's hand Shout it and it's confusion galore.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:23 pm

great thread!

slow time would be awesome.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:22 am

I only have a few shouts so far, but I'd go with Whirlwind sprint. Running late for the train? No problem!

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:17 pm

Unrelenting Force of course, I hate math tests, Stupid teacher wont know what hit him :drag:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:27 am

"Hey skeever butt!"

Oh the lulz involved with that IRL...

Come to think of it, this may be possible.

Jesus... I foresee trouble for myself. :biggrin:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:19 am

"Hey skeever butt!"

Oh the lulz involved with that IRL...

Come to think of it, this may be possible.

Jesus... I foresee trouble for myself. :biggrin:

Megaphone + Guile suit = Lulz.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:13 am

I would use Da Ro Fus, svcks everything towards me.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:59 am

Call Dragon :banana:

Seriously though, I would use Storm Call and Clear Skies. Clear Skies would be extremely helpful, obviously; Storm Call for those rainless summer weeks when every plant in sight dies.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:16 pm

I would use Da Ro Fus, svcks everything towards me.

LOL, That just made my day dude.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:31 pm

I would use Da Ro Fus, svcks everything towards me.

What for?

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:19 pm

What for?

I would say for when youre too lazy to grab your TV remote, but, then the TV would probably hit you, so...Im not sure, but it sounds funny....

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:58 pm

Become Ethereal. Just imagine the applications.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:55 am

I would use Ice Form on passing cyclists and pedestrians.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:15 pm

Become Ethereal is probably best. That could save your life in a car accident and any number of other times. Pretty darn handy for emergencies.

Most of them don't have many useful applications (unlike D&D spells, which is a much more interesting conversation, imho). Slow Time and Clear Skies are also useful, I think.

Disarm could be very handy for a cop though.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:43 am

Unrelenting Force.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:57 am

Oh wait, I retract my previous comment.

I'd go with Call Dragon. It's the best way to travel.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:33 pm

Dragonrend?? Noooo.

It would be cool to breathe fire straight out of me mouth ...

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:14 am

I'm gonna have to go with Call of Valor, Hun Kaal Zoor!

Any time I'm at risk of being injured or killed by somebody or something, having a psychotic ghost tear it a new one would be quite useful. I could also make him do all the heavy lifthing and/or possibly use him as a conversation piece. My own personal never-dying bodyguard.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:59 am

Good question. Alot of them would be very useful and very fun. I don't think I could pick one, but I'll tell you what I'd do with my favorites.

I would use Whirlwind Sprint to win Track Meets.

I would use Become Ethereal to jump off cliffs, etc.

I would use Unrelenting Force in hallways or streets crowded with people.

I would use Slow Time to get into Fist Fights.

I would go to an animal shelter and use Animal Alliegence.

I would Fire Breath/Ice Breath to subdue criminal.

I would use Detect Life when stealing cookies XD.

Almost every shout would have some use in the real world. svcks humans can't shout

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:08 am

call dragon. You bully me i call my friend.
or storm call. You make me angry, you get wet

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:35 am

Ice form, Fun to do it when people are carrying things, doing thing, jumping, running, and the likes.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:31 pm

I have loads of dragon shouts but never really use any of them because I find they are not very good for the few seconds that they last. Storm call probably lasts the longest but can only be used when nobody is around that you don't want to kill.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:50 am

Unrelenting force, for when im stuck in traffic :tongue:

just get out of the car and scream FUS ROH DAH and they all go flying

Call Dragon, when i don't wish to take the plane

ice form, i could freeze anyone i wanted. the boss comes in and yells at me boom