He Thinks he owns the place, always looking down on me, But one day I'll make him see.
He says he's rich but sleep in the Bar, His wife hates him, their marriage won't go far.
So imagine the look of shock and supprise, when a werewolf came a clawing out his eyes.
Feasting on Nazeem now dead, And Snow White with her lips so red.

Teach him to look down on me, Never saw you in Dragon's Reach and I'm there all the time!
[censored].

So did anyone else off this bast*rd?

He disappeared up the Jarls backside as was intended.

I gave him a high five. On his head. With a Volendrung.

I took him to the Cloud District

With my warhammer.

LIKE!

Heard from the companions he was kidnapped by the Forsworn.

Went to rescue him.

Poor guy, had an accident on the way back.

Mauled to death by my battleham... err mammoths.

Last character ate his face off while in werewolf form.

Now, i'm planning on dropping a frenzy poison in his pocket and watch him hug the sword of a gard.

Someone went to his farm and ate all his food, stole all his books and trashed everything else in there.

i keep him as a pet

While he may be an annoying [censored], I haven't murdered him.

Everybody on the Skyrim forums is a sadistic bastard, though. So I think Sovngarde is fit to bursting with him.

Nothing.

My characters are secure and confident enough that they can simply ignore him. They do pity him a little bit, he's a sad little man who has to look down on others to make himself feel better.

Nothing, he isn't worth my time. I get paid to murder people.

Now, if someone were to take out a contract on him...

Still alive in my game.

I have been known to give him a quick smack in the back of the head unarmed from time to time then backed away claiming to the guards my fist went off accidentally while I was cleaning it.

But outright murder because you don't like his attitude?
That's some sociopathic Batman villian logic right there.

"I'd kill just to silence a grating voice"
-Bane, Knightfall.

I was having a bad day with my now ex-boyfriend who decided to stand me up because of some other girl. Nazeem said his usual line and I hit him with a dual-wielded incinerate. Then I dragged his miserable body up the stairs to the water in front of Dragonsreach where I proceeded to throw him into the water and he is now floating alongside the skeleton that resides in that body of water from the start of the game.

Ex Boyfriend has been trying to get on my good side, yet he can't even be bothered to get off his lazy [censored] and come see me then apologize to my face like someone with balls would do. He really shouldn't of did what he did to me the day before christmas.

I slipped him a frenzy potion.

He pulled a knife on the little girl who sells fruit and veg, the entire town flipped their [censored], beat him to a bloody pulp, and as he lay begging for mercy trying to get back up to his feet one of the battle-born stabbed him with a sword finishing move from behind, which looked like he stuffed it up his backside all the way to the hilt... couldn't been scripted better even with the CS

As if this wasn't enough of a satisfying end, I went to the temple, and in there his wife was confiding in the priestess about how she hated how he treated her, the priestess cracked a joke about him maybe dying soon; to which she smiled. I knew right there and then it was the right thing to do ;p

He got stuffed up the Jarl's backside.

But does Nazeem have any purpose in the game? Are there any quests that he has a part in or anything?

That is quality-grade creativity right there. Hats off to you.


I normally just run up to him in town, shove Mehrunes Razor in his gut, get a lovely kill-cam death for him....

But once I killed his wife, resurrected her as my zombie thrall, then got her to kill him for me.

I made him my Dovahkiin-[censored].

I cut his guts out, then my character does the dual wield decapitation, execution style. Guards come trying to arrest me, but they ealize I'm their Thane and let it go, saying it was for the best

Funny thing- I've seen posts about her sending thugs after you for revenge after killing him.

Nothing, since just about all NPCs in this game get annoying with their multiple utterances of their one-liners. "I work with my mother selling fruits and vegetables; it's hard work, but a lot of fun"

Something similar to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKZCtdTOZA

Ooh, I like this idea. I'm sick of that smug bastard.

"Have you ever been to the Cloud District. Ha of course not."

"No, you're right. I haven't. But since you are so enamored with the Cloud District I'll be sure to see you there permanently."

Ah, the Elder Scrolls series, teaching people "as long as someone is kind of rude to you, it is okay to murder them" since 1994.

My Nazeem is perfectly fine, still strolling around Whiterun. None of my characters have ever been so insecure as to consider killing someone just because that someone thinks they're superior.

He used to hang out in the Cloud District like me, until he... Well he still hangs out in the Cloud District.