1. Whatever you do doesn't matter at all
-I'm the Harbinger of the Companions and I'm still sent to recover nooby items and kill skeevers around Skyrim.
-I'm the listener of the Dark Brotherhood and I can enter any city with my full DB set and my DB initiate without being attacked.
-I'm the guildmaster of the Thieves Guild and guards recognise my armor, but they don't give a ****.
-The Stormcloaks have won the war but nothing happens: Ulfric isn't High King, Elisif is still Jarl, etc. I've fought a war just to put Stormcloak guards in the cities.
-The Legion have won the war but still nothing happens.
-I'm the Dragonborn, I've killed Alduin, I walk around in dragon armor made from the bones of the slain dragons. Still the Companions have never heard of me, I'm just a grunt seeking my fortune.
-I'm Arch-Mage at the college of Winterhold and I'm still treated like an apprentice by everyone.
2. Leveling
-I could never get past apprentice level in any of the magic schools by doing faction quest-lines. I've finished the College quests and I still was apprentice level.
-I've once done every single side faction quest plus the main quest with one character and I finished at level 36. On adept difficulty.
3. Population
-Cities are almost empty and you rarely meet anyone on the roads. The Solitude market should be crowded as hell, shouldn't it?
4. Things happen so quickly
-I'll take the College as example once again: as I joined I was already in Saarthal starting to cause trouble. I didn't even have the time to study as a real student, I never felt like I was in a College (also because there are, what, 5 students?).
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5. WTF
-My horse thought he could fight dragons, now he cannot think anymore

-Out of my way, Lydia!
-Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll... - Man I'm the Dragonborn...FUS RO DAH
-*steals a mug in Dragonbridge* *gets arrested and taken to Solitude to pay his 1g bounty*
-The Blades are jerks and I can't kill them. Paarthurnax is the best and I gotta kill him.

