At this point, a job as a pharmacist and beer, really good beer, and lots of it. Also, guns. Lots of guns.
A Lucario plush doll? I'd want several hundred!!
I'd also want one of http://www.newsline.dot.state.mn.us/images/07/feb/14-d6chipper400.jpg or http://www.pipersprecisionproducts.com/images/6mm%20flame%20thrower.JPG to go with the Lucario doll's
You forgot guns.
Best presents I ever got were an extension of the garden, and a very old printing of Guy De Montpassant's works.
Read a lot of Guy De Maupassant's writings this semester, and there was only so much I could read. Good for you that you are able to enjoy his stuff